“When I be late to work, I walk in fake mad”
If you're late for work, don't walk in with a smile on your face. Look angry or mad, as if the traffic, or a delayed bus or train, or something else held you back from that wonderful work…
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“When you late for work so you walk in fast & act fake mad”
If you're late for work, don't walk in with a smile on your face. Look angry or mad, as if the traffic, or a delayed bus or train, or something else held you back from that wonderful work…
“I just got hired at the yacht store. They made me the sails manager”
"Sales manager" shouldn't be confused with "sails manager," but there are jokes. "YES! Just been hired as a sails manager at the yacht club 🚣" was posted on…
“Just landed a job at the boatyard. I’m sails manager”
"Sales manager" shouldn't be confused with "sails manager," but there are jokes. "YES! Just been hired as a sails manager at the yacht club 🚣" was posted on…
“A ship’s captain is a sails manager”
"Sales manager" shouldn't be confused with "sails manager," but there are jokes. "YES! Just been hired as a sails manager at the yacht club 🚣" was posted on…
“The captain of a yacht is a sails manager”
"Sales manager" shouldn't be confused with "sails manager," but there are jokes. "YES! Just been hired as a sails manager at the yacht club 🚣" was posted on…
“Holiday stress pairs well with cookies”
"Holiday stress pairs well with cookies" is a jocular saying. Holiday stress doesn't pair well with anything, but cookies can often make people happy. "Holiday stress pairs well…
“My coffee and I are currently discussing whether we even want to participate in today”
"My coffee and I are currently discussing whether we even want to participate in today" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker is getting the morning…
“Don’t hand me a basket of bread and then immediately be like ‘don’t fill up on bread,’ that’s super confusing…”
A family often goes to a restaurant such as Texas Roadhouse, and a basket of bread is placed on the table. One parent usually warns the children, "Don't fill up on bread!" However,…
“What wine pairs with cereal?”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: Wine and food pairing Wine and food pairing is the process of pairing food dishes with wine to enhance the dining experience. In many cultures, wine has had a…
“The only person coming to save you is the version of you that you’ve been avoiding”
"The only person coming to save you is the version of yourself that's tired of your current situation" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that there…
“The only person who is coming to save you is the version of you that is sick of the current version of you”
"The only person coming to save you is the version of yourself that's tired of your current situation" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that there…
“The only person coming to save you is the version of yourself that’s tired of your current situation”
"The only person coming to save you is the version of yourself that's tired of your current situation" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that there…
“We have officially entered the void (December 26th to December 31st)”
The period between the holidays of Christmas (December 25th) and New Year's Day (January 1st) is a time when many people are off from school or work. Some people catch up on sleep and…
“We have officially entered the void (December 25th to December 31st)”
The period between the holidays of Christmas (December 25th) and New Year's Day (January 1st) is a time when many people are off from school or work. Some people catch up on sleep and…
“We have now entered the void (26th December to 31st December)”
The period between the holidays of Christmas (December 25th) and New Year's Day (January 1st) is a time when many people are off from school or work. Some people catch up on sleep and…
“We have now entered the void (25th December to 31st December)”
The period between the holidays of Christmas (December 25th) and New Year's Day (January 1st) is a time when many people are off from school or work. Some people catch up on sleep and…
“I don’t need the Grinch to steal Christmas, the cost of living already did that”
"I don’t need the Grinch to steal Christmas, the cost of living already did (that)" is a saying that has been printed on many images. In How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (a…
“I don’t need the Grinch to steal Christmas, the cost of living already fuckin done that”
"I don’t need the Grinch to steal Christmas, the cost of living already did (that)" is a saying that has been printed on many images. In How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (a…
“The Grinch doesn’t need to steal Christmas because the cost of living already has”
"I don’t need the Grinch to steal Christmas, the cost of living already did (that)" is a saying that has been printed on many images. In How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (a…