“It’s so funny how Santa only gives presents to good kids, but the Easter bunny is like ...”
Santa Claus rewards only good girls and boys, but the Easter bunny rewards everyone. This was posted on X/Twitter by slate (the account is now private, but a Bluesky post copies it) on April 15, 2022, and it received over 138,000 likes:
“it’s so funny how santa only gives presents to good kids but the easter bunny is like i don’t give a shit what you did, i just need to offload these fucking eggs.”
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Russell Shaw
@therussellshaw
it’s so funny how santa only gives presents to good kids but the easter bunny is like i don’t give a shit what you did, i just need to offload these fucking eggs
10:24 PM · Apr 16, 2022
iFunny
Mazdayasna_2022
27 apr 2022
Tweet slate @PleaseBeGneiss it’s so funny how santa only gives presents to good kids but the easter bunny is like i don’t give a shit what you did, i just need to offload these fucking eggs 23 Tl 973 sa Replying to @PleaseBeGneiss Same, got ten chickens that lay about 8 eggs a day. lve been throwing them at the deer to keep em out of the garden but theyve been licking the eggs off of each other and now they want me to hit em with eggs. Its a complete nightmare.
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slate
@pleasebegneiss.bsky.social
twitter is dying so i want to share my favorite interaction
[original tweet by @pleasebegneiss: it’s so funny how santa only gives presents to good kids but the easter bunny is like i don’t give a shit what you did, i just need to offload these fucking eggs
reply by @bodangle2: Same, got ten chickens that lay about 8 eggs a day. Ive been throwing them at the deer to keep em out of the garden but theyve been licking the eggs off of each other and now they want me to hit em with eggs. Its a complete nightmare.
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12:49 PM · May 3, 2023
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Nux
@mherlihy0816
Funny that Santa only gives presents to good kids but the Easter Bunny is like “I don’t give a care what you did, I just need to offload these friggin eggs”
2:20 PM · Feb 8, 2025
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All You Can Eat
April 2, 2026 at 10:11 AM ·
Just take the damn eggs. 🥚🤣
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