“Black pepper is just spicy sprinkles”
Black pepper has been compared to both dirt and to sprinkles. "So is ground pepper basically spicy dirt we put on pasta and stuff? #FoodieThoughts" was posted on X/Twitter by liv ello on…
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“Ground black pepper is just spicy dirt”
Black pepper has been compared to both dirt and to sprinkles. "So is ground pepper basically spicy dirt we put on pasta and stuff? #FoodieThoughts" was posted on X/Twitter by liv ello on…
“Is Christmas pizza a thing? Because Christmas pizza should be a thing”
Pizza is not a traditional Christmas dish, but some people would like to make Christmas pizza "a thing." Some others think that Christmas pizza should not be a thing. "Is Christmas…
“Bars are weird. They’re the only business that throws you out for buying too much of their product”
"Bars are weird. They're the only business that throws you out for buying too much of their product" is a saying that has been printed on several images. An intoxicated (drunk)…
“Dog hair is my fairy dust”
"Cat/Dog/Pet hair is my fairy dust" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people believe that animal hair all over everything is a big problem, but the speaker loves…
“Cat hair is my fairy dust”
"Cat/Dog/Pet hair is my fairy dust" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people believe that animal hair all over everything is a big problem, but the speaker loves…
“Pet hair is my fairy dust”
"Cat/Dog/Pet hair is my fairy dust" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people believe that animal hair all over everything is a big problem, but the speaker loves…
“Dog hair is like nature’s glitter. It sticks to everything and it’s impossible to remove”
"Dog hair is my glitter" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Both glitter and dog hair seem to spread everywhere. "Dog hair is like nature's glitter. It sticks to…
“When life gives you too much snow, make snow angels”
"When life gives you (too much) snow, make snow angels" is a seasonal saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is a variant on the popular saying, "If life gives you…
“I always wait 3 minutes after each tweet for the applause to die down”
A performer before a live audience often waits for applause to die down before beginning the next number. Some people like to think the same thing happens on X/Twitter. Since this is my best tweet…
“For anybody else that’s getting coal for Christmas, maybe we can link up and get the grill going or something”
"For anybody else that's getting coal for Christmas, maybe we can link up and get the grill going or something" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. People who…
“Santa used to say ‘Ha Ha Ha’ until he met your mom”
"Santa used to say 'Hey Hey Hey' until he met your mom" is a sex joke that has been printed on many images. Santa Claus usually says "Ho! Ho! Ho!" The term…
“Santa used to say ‘He He He’ until he met your mom”
"Santa used to say 'Hey Hey Hey' until he met your mom" is a sex joke that has been printed on many images. Santa Claus usually says "Ho! Ho! Ho!" The term…
“Santa used to say ‘Yo Yo Yo’ until he met your mom”
"Santa used to say 'Hey Hey Hey' until he met your mom" is a sex joke that has been printed on many images. Santa Claus usually says "Ho! Ho! Ho!" The term…
“After waking up at stupid o’clock this morning, I’m looking forward to wine o’clock tonight”
"I hate getting up at stupid o'clock in the morning" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The term "stupid o'clock" refers to an unreasonably early hour…
“After getting up at stupid o’clock this morning, I’m looking forward to wine o’clock tonight”
"I hate getting up at stupid o'clock in the morning" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The term "stupid o'clock" refers to an unreasonably early hour…
“I wasn’t allowed to watch ‘A Charlie Brown Christmas’ as a kid because of my Peanut allergy”
Peanuts is a syndicated comic strip that was published from 1950 to 2000. Some Peanuts television holiday specials featured the Charlie Brown and Snoopy characters. Peanuts has nothing to do with a…
“I can no longer read Charlie Brown comic strips due to my Peanuts allergy”
Peanuts is a syndicated comic strip that was published from 1950 to 2000. Some Peanuts television holiday specials featured the Charlie Brown and Snoopy characters. Peanuts has nothing to do with a…
“I haven’t been able to enjoy Charlie Brown, Lucy, Linus or Snoopy since my PEANUTS allergy”
Peanuts is a syndicated comic strip that was published from 1950 to 2000. Some Peanuts television holiday specials featured the Charlie Brown and Snoopy characters. Peanuts has nothing to do with a…
“Dog hair is my glitter”
"Dog hair is my glitter" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Both glitter and dog hair seem to spread everywhere. "Dog hair is like nature's glitter. It sticks to…