“A Socialist, a Communist, a Liberal, and a Progressive all walk into a bar…” (bar joke)

“A guy walks into a bar…”  is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” A political version is:
 
“A Socialist, a Communist, a Liberal, and a Progressive all walk into a bar. Who’s buying the drinks?”
 
The joke was posted on Sickipedia on March 31, 2026.
 
 
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innit
March 31, 2026-Other-Food and Drink
A Socialist, a Communist, a Liberal, and a Progressive all walk into a bar.
Who’s buying the drinks?
 
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John
@sosayweall1
A Socialist, a Communist, a Liberal, and a Progressive all walk into a bar.
Who’s buying the drinks?
2:20 AM · Apr 1, 2026
 
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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
A Socialist, a Communist, a Liberal, and a Progressive all walk into a bar.
Who’s buying the drinks?
6:33 PM · Apr 1, 2026