“My veggie drawer identifies as a second cheese drawer”
Some people have a refrigerator with a vegetables drawer and a cheese drawer. Other people, who really love cheese, have two cheese drawers. "I have a cheese drawer instead of a vegetable…
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“If you think about the vastness of space, & how enormous our galaxy is, & how big our planet is…I’m not really eating all that much cheese”
Is there such a thing as too much cheese? This was posted on X/Twitter by Kelly (@kelly__le) on May 8, 2022 (the tweet is no longer available): "If you think about the vastness of space, &…
“Fake cream has to be called ‘kreme.’ Fake cheese has to be called ‘cheez.’ Billionaire-owned infotainment news should have to be called ‘nooz’”
"A company using fake cream has to label it 'Kreme.' Fake cheese has to be spelled 'Cheez.' Why don’t they make Fox call it 'Nooz'?" is a saying that has…
“Are you http? Because without you I’m just ://”
"http://" and "https://" start many internet addresses. "HTTP" is Hypertext Transfer Protocol and "HTTPS" is "Hypertext Transfer Protocol Secure."…
“Are you https? Because without you I’m just ://”
"http://" and "https://" start many internet addresses. "HTTP" is Hypertext Transfer Protocol and "HTTPS" is "Hypertext Transfer Protocol Secure."…
“Are you http? Because I’m :// without you”
"http://" and "https://" start many internet addresses. "HTTP" is Hypertext Transfer Protocol and "HTTPS" is "Hypertext Transfer Protocol Secure."…
“Are you https? Because I’m :// without you”
"http://" and "https://" start many internet addresses. "HTTP" is Hypertext Transfer Protocol and "HTTPS" is "Hypertext Transfer Protocol Secure."…
“McDonald’s Sprite probably can fry fish”
Sprite is a popular brand of lemon-line flavored soft drink. Many people who order Sprite at a McDonald's restaurant find it extra strong, seemingly powerful enough to fry fish. (Sprite can…
“I realized the other day millennials use lol the same way operators would use stop in morse code and now I can’t unsee it”
Millennials often add "lol" (for "laugh out loud") at the end of a text message, and people have noticed that it's like the word "STOP" in an old-time telegram.…
“I would like to check myself into The Very Hungry Caterpillar clinic where you eat your feelings for 6 days…”
The children's classic book, The Very Hungry Caterpillar (1969), shows a way of life that some people can identify with. This was posted on X/Twitter by Shannon on October 12, 2020: "I…
“The problem with Netflix recommendations is they assume I liked a show just because I watched 13 hours of it”
People can watch hours of a Netflix show -- and then decide if they like it. This was posted on X/Twitter by Tig Notaro on May 27, 2020, and it received over 22,000 likes: "The problem with…
“Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk”
Do libraries have the right idea on something, such as keeping people quiet? "Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people…
“Libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can’t talk”
Do libraries have the right idea on something, such as keeping people quiet? "Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people…
“If you see someone falling behind, walk beside them. If you see someone being ignored, find a way to include them…”
"If you see someone falling behind, walk beside them. If you see someone being ignored, find a way to include them. Always remind people of their worth. One small act could mean the world to…
“If you see someone lagging behind, walk beside them. If someone is being ignored, take the step to include them…”
"If you see someone falling behind, walk beside them. If you see someone being ignored, find a way to include them. Always remind people of their worth. One small act could mean the world to…
“If you see someone being interrupted in a conversation, acknowledge them, don’t let them be pushed to the side…”
"If you see someone falling behind, walk beside them. If you see someone being ignored, find a way to include them. Always remind people of their worth. One small act could mean the world to…
“Captain Nemo did not get any Christmas presents this year. He was on Santa’s Nautilus”
In the Jules Verne science fiction adventure novel Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Seas (1872 in English), Captain Nemo is the designer and captain of Nautilus. The name "Nautilus"…
“Why didn’t Captain Nemo get any Christmas presents?”/“Because he was on the Nautilus.”
In the Jules Verne science fiction adventure novel Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Seas (1872 in English), Captain Nemo is the designer and captain of Nautilus. The name "Nautilus"…
“McDonald’s Sprite can probably fry fish”
Sprite is a popular brand of lemon-line flavored soft drink. Many people who order Sprite at a McDonald's restaurant find it extra strong, seemingly powerful enough to fry fish. (Sprite can…
“Millennials use ‘lol’ like STOP at the end of a telegram lol”
Millennials often add "lol" (for "laugh out loud") at the end of a text message, and people have noticed that it's like the word "STOP" in an old-time telegram.…