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Some people come to realize that Santa Claus does not exist, while others come to realize that their parents were Santa Claus (that is, the concept of Santa Claus exists through one's…
"Those who colonized the whole world are trying to convince us that resistance to colonialism is terrorism" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on…
"And to think I survived a global pandemic for this" was posted on Facebook by Bob Golen on December 19, 2024. It was reposted on X/Twitter by Bob Golen on December 19, 2025, and this…
A Christmas riddle is: Q: What does Santa use to clean his suit for Christmas? A: Yule Tide. "Yule" or "yuletide" is the Christmastide season, and "Tide" is a popular…
Shopping at a dollar store such as Dollar Tree (where low-priced items are sold) makes people feel poor, but it also makes people feel rich when they can afford to buy the items for sale.…
Shopping at a dollar store such as Dollar Tree (where low-priced items are sold) makes people feel poor, but it also makes people feel rich when they can afford to buy the items for sale.…
Shopping at a dollar store such as Dollar Tree (where low-priced items are sold) makes people feel poor, but it also makes people feel rich when they can afford to buy the items for sale.…
"If my calculations are correct, I have no money" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The joke is that the speaker probably knew about the lack of money and didn't have…
A joke about "blood sugar level" mistakes that term for the shelf that sugar is stored on. "Doctor told my Friend her sugar is too high she move her sugar container to a lower…
A joke about "blood sugar level" mistakes that term for the shelf that sugar is stored on. "Doctor told my Friend her sugar is too high she move her sugar container to a lower…
"It's not (officially) Christmas until you've told a roll of Scotch tape to fuck off" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Scotch tape is often used to help…
"It's not (officially) Christmas until you've told a roll of Scotch tape to fuck off" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Scotch tape is often used to help…
"It's not (officially) Christmas until you've told a roll of Scotch tape to fuck off" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Scotch tape is often used to help…
"It's not (officially) Christmas until you've told a roll of Scotch tape to fuck off" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Scotch tape is often used to help…
"Sales manager" shouldn't be confused with "sails manager," but there are jokes. "YES! Just been hired as a sails manager at the yacht club 🚣" was posted on…
It's very common for a bathroom to be decorated with a beach theme, but that is not required by law. "What is it with white people & beach themed bathrooms?" was posted on…
It's very common for a bathroom to be decorated with a beach theme, but that is not required by law. "What is it with white people & beach themed bathrooms?" was posted on…
Some people believe that the correct way to eat a cinnamon bun is not to think about the calories. This was posted on X/Twitter by bubble girl on March 13, 2015: "If you know how many calories…
Appetizers offer food, just before there's more food. This was posted on X/Twitter by "keef pants again" (originally by Emily Battista @embattista) on December 5, 2016, and it…
A bad piece of chicken can ruin a meal and turn someone against eating chicken. "biting into a weird piece of chicken will ruin your appetite for rest of the day" was posted on X/Twitter…