“The highest honor in journalism is being murdered by the CIA”
"Contrary to popular belief, the Pulitzer Prize isn't the highest award in journalism. It is being killed by the CIA" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the…
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“Journalists Only Want 2 Things: 1. A Pulitzer Prize 2. Get killed by the CIA”
"Contrary to popular belief, the Pulitzer Prize isn't the highest award in journalism. It is being killed by the CIA" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the…
“It’s okay to be carbon”
"It's okay to be carbon" is a saying that has been printed on many images. People are often urged to reduce their "carbon footprint" to meet climate change goals. The…
“Twitter is great because you can tweet ‘hi’ and someone will get mad at you”
On X/Twitter, people can take offense where none was intended. "Not Today Eric" made several tweets about this, beginning with "Twitter is fun/great because you can tweet..."…
“Twitter is great because you can tweet about cheese and somehow end up in a fight”
On X/Twitter, people can take offense where none was intended. "Not Today Eric" made several tweets about this, beginning with "Twitter is fun/great because you can tweet..."…
“I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue”
A "single issue voter" votes for or against a politician based solely on a single issue. The "single issue voter" can be single or married, and this is the basis of a joke.…
“America is a corpse being consumed by maggots. Liberals are rooting for the maggots. Conservatives are rooting for the corpse”
"America is a corpse being consumed by maggots. Liberals are rooting for the maggots. Conservatives are rooting for the corpse" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“America is a corpse being devoured by maggots. Democrats are rooting for the maggots. Republicans are rooting for the corpse”
"America is a corpse being consumed by maggots. Liberals are rooting for the maggots. Conservatives are rooting for the corpse" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“I always double-check our garage door is closed at night. I don’t want someone stealing all the stuff we’ve been trying to get rid of for years”
Many people keep junk in the garage. This was posted on X/Twitter by McDad on July 28, 2022: "I always double-check our garage door is closed at night. I don’t want someone stealing all the…
“The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public”
Many people believe that the news is not there to educate and inform the public, but to brainwash the public with propaganda. "The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how…
“If cats could talk to cops, they wouldn’t”
"If cats could talk to cops, they wouldn't" is a meme that has been printed on many images. The meme combines the sayings "If cats could [X}, they wouldn't" with…
“God saved steak and bacon, not lettuce and soy” (Noah’s Ark meme)
"God saved steak, not lettuce" is a saying that has been printed on many images The images show Noah's Ark, which was filled with animals, and not plants. "God saved steak, not…
“God saved steak, not lettuce” (Noah’s Ark meme)
"God saved steak, not lettuce" is a saying that has been printed on many images The images show Noah's Ark, which was filled with animals, and not plants. "God saved steak, not…
“Noah, pictured here after saving steak and bacon (not broccoli or whatever)” (Noah’s Ark meme)
"God saved steak, not lettuce" is a saying that has been printed on many images The images show Noah's Ark, which was filled with animals, and not plants. "God saved steak, not…
“Anybody that discusses sexuality with kindergartners is a predator, not a teacher”
"Anybody that discusses sexuality with kindergartners is a predator, not a teacher" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "ANY ADULT THAT NEEDS TO DISCUSS SEXUALITY TO…
“Any adult that needs to discuss sexuality to kindergartens is a predator, not a teacher”
"Anybody that discusses sexuality with kindergartners is a predator, not a teacher" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "ANY ADULT THAT NEEDS TO DISCUSS SEXUALITY TO…
“Anybody who discusses sexuality with kindergartners is a predator, not a teacher”
"Anybody that discusses sexuality with kindergartners is a predator, not a teacher" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "ANY ADULT THAT NEEDS TO DISCUSS SEXUALITY TO…
“If you see a bulge in a conservative woman’s pants, it’s a gun. If you see a bulge in a liberal woman’s pants, it’s a penis”
"If you see a bulge in a conservative woman’s pants, it’s a gun. If you see a bulge in a liberal woman’s pants, it’s a penis" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“What’s a cat’s favorite kitchen utensil?”/“A whisker.”
A cat riddle was posted on Facebook by PetMeds on February 13, 2016: Q: What is a cat's favorite kitchen utensil? A: The "whisker." Wikipedia: Whisk A whisk is a cooking utensil…
“I think I need to quit my job to focus on my laundry”
Having a job interferes with many other life tasks, like putting away laundry. "might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry" was posted on X/Twitter by ely kreimendahl…