"Amazon's checkout needs a breathalyzer feature…

Shopping online at Amazon can be easy, and people can overshop. It’s been suggested that there should be a breathalyzer test to get on the Amazon app to prevent spending too much money.

“Amazon.com should have a breathalyzer on it” was posted on X/Twitter by Kevin Troxell on August 28, 2009. “Amazon Prime needs to require a breathalyzer test before making purchases” was posted on X/Twitter by Drewcifer on April 8, 2013. “We’d all be so much better off financially if amazon required a passed breathalyzer before finalizing purchases” was posted on X/Twitter by Dad Jokes on November 6, 2024. “Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping” was posted on X/Twitter by Rodney Lacroix on December 18, 2024.

“Don’t drink and Prime” is a related saying about shopping on Amazon Prime.

Wikipedia: Amazon (company)
Amazon.com, Inc.,[doing business as ,i>Amazon (/ˈæməzɒn/, AM-ə-zon; UK also /ˈæməzən/, AM-ə-zən), is an American multinational technology company engaged in e-commerce, cloud computing, online advertising, digital streaming, and artificial intelligence.

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Kevin Troxell
@Superk83
Amazon.com should have a breathalyzer on it
12:19 AM · Aug 28, 2009

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Von
@methodvon
Amazon.com needs a breathalyzer add-on.
12:23 PM · Nov 28, 2009

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Ryan Jones
@RyanJones
There needs to be a Breathalyzer addon for amazon.com. I order way too much stuff when drunk.
10:43 PM · Mar 8, 2010

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Slow Down Squadleader
@ttamaton
I need amazon to implement a two-factor authentication scheme that incorporates a breathalyzer
1:23 PM · Aug 20, 2012

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Drewcifer
@DrewciferVI
Amazon Prime needs to require a breathalyzer test before making purchases.
10:47 PM · Apr 8, 2013

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Jordan B
@StuffFromBefore
Amazon should have a breathalyzer test
10:49 PM · May 28, 2014

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Ryne Bailey
@ryanbailey25
I wish they put a breathalyzer on my Amazon account to prevent me from buying things after I’ve been drinking
3:33 AM · Mar 1, 2015

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Metro
@r1nrn
I would save a ton of money if I had to pass a breathalyzer test before buying something on Amazon.
8:20 PM · Jul 10, 2016

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Donquen, Lord of🌵
@CFB_BALLS
Amazon should have a breathalyzer you have to pass before allowing you to buy things.
9:47 AM · Oct 17, 2017

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@tsmith4413
You should have to pass a breathalyzer before you can shop on amazon.
6:29 PM · Apr 3, 2018

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Mikey Horton
@mikey_horton12
Amazon app need a breathalyzer before you can purchase past 9:30pm…
9:53 PM · Oct 1, 2018

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Chandler Campbell
@chandler_campbl
You should have to take a breathalyzer before purchasing anything on amazon
11:49 PM · Nov 1, 2019

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Ali Spagnola
@alispagnola
INVENTION IDEA: Device where you have to pass a breathalyzer to order on Amazon
2:17 AM · Dec 7, 2019

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Lucas Beebe
@lbeebs95
Amazon should require a breathalyzer test before purchases. It’d save me a lot of money.
5:44 PM · Feb 4, 2020

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Chester Copperpot
@A_Wiggle
You should have to take a breathalyzer before you’re allowed to shop on amazon after midnight. Imma wake up and have at least 3 regrets.
12:16 AM · Mar 28, 2020

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Laura Bassett
@LEBassett
What if you had to take a breathalyzer test to order things on amazon prime
10:53 PM · Aug 30, 2020

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Sam
@Samiam3187
Amazon should come with a breathalyzer so you don’t get drunk and buy stupid shit
6:21 AM · Apr 11, 2021

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nessaPetty🤠
@VannessaPetty6
For the love of god Amazon please put a breathalyzer before the checkout button
8:07 PM · Aug 1, 2021

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Jason Bailey
@PavlovsMog
Shopping on Amazon should require 2-factor authentication.
step 1: enter the correct username and password
step 2: pass a Breathalyzer test
11:36 AM · Nov 22, 2021

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Anna
@anna_morg613
Amazon should make you use a breathalyzer to confirm purchases🥲
10:57 PM · Apr 13, 2022

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Uncle Daddy Tony Baroni
@TonyBaroni13
I need a breathalyzer on my Amazon app. Too many SUI’s
Shopping under the influence
10:13 AM · Jun 23, 2022

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Jane 🇺🇸🇮🇪🇮🇹🇬🇧🇲🇨
@CalendoJane
There should be a breathalyzer test prior to ordering off of Amazon.
1:45 PM · Dec 7, 2022

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Coach
@coltonthecoach
Made some pretty dumb drunk purchases on Amazon last night. Need a breathalyzer lock on my Amazon account.
5:47 PM · Apr 21, 2023 from Chicago, IL

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Abby O
@abby_e_o
Amazon should require a breathalyzer test before letting anyone make a purchase tbh
11:23 AM · Jun 7, 2023

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L
@rainven22
There should be a breathalyzer to open the amazon app
2:53 AM · Jun 28, 2023

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Ponytail N. Glasses
@ponyglasses
I’d be so much better off if Amazon required a breathalyzer.
1:16 PM · Sep 15, 2024

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Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
We’d all be so much better off financially if amazon required a passed breathalyzer before finalizing purchases
12:14 PM · Nov 6, 2024

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Rodney Lacroix
@RodLacroix
Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping.
7:44 AM · Dec 18, 2024