“A sock of pennies is a great weapon. You never know when you’ll need to beat some cents into someone”

“Cents” shouldn’t be confused with “sense,” but there are jokes. This was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on March 15, 2023:
 
“A sock of pennies is a great weapon. You never know when you’ll need to beat some cents into someone.”
 
     
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ResolveLonely8839—March 15, 2023
A sock of pennies is a great weapon
You never know when you’ll need to beat some cents into someone
 
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@FunnyDadJokess
A sock of pennies is a great weapon
You never know when you’ll need to beat some cents into someone
#viral #memes #puns
7:28 PM · Mar 15, 2023
 
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Bob Golen
@BobGolen
I carry a sock full of pennies as a blackjack.  You never know when you’ll have to beat some cents into someone.
8:44 PM · Mar 15, 2023
 
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Kathy Clark
March 16, 2023 at 2:34 PM ·
A sock of pennies is a great weapon.
You never know when you’ll need to beat some cents(sense) into someone!
 
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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
I carry a sock full of pennies. It makes a great weapon.
You never know when you might have to beat some cents into someone.
6:02 PM · Mar 18, 2023
 
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I was told a sock full of pennies is a great weapon.
You never know when you’ll need to beat some cents into someone.
10:23 AM · Dec 21, 2024