“Celery is just an edible spoon for peanut butter”

     
“Chips are just edible spoons” and “French fries are just edible ketchup spoons” are related sayings.
 
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jeffyee
@jeffee
@cynthiapang Haha, every time I see celery, I wonder if that is what you are eating…  Really, isnt celery just an edible spoon for ranch?
11:04 PM · Apr 20, 2009
 
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Darren Serhal
@dserhal
wonders if the sole purpose of celery is to be used as a spoon for ranch dressing/dip/peanut butter…
2:21 PM · Jul 7, 2009
 
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Shads
@herebebats
it’s not that i’m anti celery, it’s just merely a vessel for tastier things. an edible spoon for peanut butter.
3:02 PM · May 3, 2010
 
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Lauren
@laurenrae80
Celery is basically just a spoon for ranch dressing.
1:35 PM · Jan 21, 2011
 
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n ¡ c k 🕸️
@nicksaidthis
Celery’s sole purpose on this earth is as an edible spoon for peanut butter and nutella.. FACT
1:53 PM · Apr 5, 2011
 
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Will
@WillMitchellIV
Celery is just an edible spoon for peanut butter
8:10 PM · Mar 13, 2012
   
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Jamie Budak
@SquiggleJay
Let’s all just be honest about it: Celery is just an edible spoon for peanut butter/ranch dip.
4:33 PM · Sep 17, 2012
   
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Anna Grace
@annagracetweets
Let’s be honest, carrots and celery were only created to be edible spoons for ranch… #RanchLove
5:19 AM · Jan 10, 2013
 
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ŚHÆWÑ_
@Sound_Bear_CLE
Celery is just an edible spoon for peanut butter
5:18 PM · Jan 31, 2013
   
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@NotSouthernGent
@Patronita_
celery is an edible spoon for ranch or peanut butter.
6:05 PM · Mar 8, 2013
 
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Anna
@anna_c323
Celery is just an edible spoon for peanut butter. #spurtofgenius
2:20 PM · Apr 15, 2013
   
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Wolvie
@wolverine66
Let’s face it, celery is just edible spoons for ranch and peanut butter.
10:20 PM · Sep 5, 2013
 
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John Stranahan
@jcstranahan
Celery is just edible spoons for peanut butter.
11:32 PM · Mar 6, 2014
     
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adele dazeem
@indiemaree
Celery is just an edible spoon for peanut butter.
11:29 AM · Sep 4, 2014
 
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Anna
@banana_said
Celery is just an edible spoon for peanut butter.  And ranch.
6:33 PM · Aug 20, 2015
   
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@jarjarmink
forreal celery is just an edible spoon for ranch
1:56 PM · Dec 13, 2015
 
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Joe Kahre
@joekahre
The only thing celery is good for is as a makeshift spoon for peanut butter or ranch dressing.
9:03 PM · Dec 3, 2016
 
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AliCazz
@aalicazz
What are celery stalks if not edible spoons for peanut butter
8:13 PM · Mar 30, 2018
     
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imma bee
@bog_fungus
celery is just an edible spoon for peanut butter
10:16 AM · Nov 29, 2018
   
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kaylee
@Lingchi_
Celery is just an edible spoon for ranch
2:57 PM · Mar 31, 2020 from Raleigh, NC
 
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j 🇲🇽
@whatthefkc
celery is just little edible spoons for ranch
1:52 PM · Jul 10, 2020
 
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Karen Jarchow
@KarenJarchow
Celery is just an edible spoon for peanut butter
11:16 PM · Sep 13, 2020
 
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VelmaRocks🌱 lrn
@velmarocks
Celery is just an edible spoon for peanut butter.
11:15 PM · Mar 30, 2021
   
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El Jefé
@sadboysgotobed
Celery is actually just an edible spoon for peanut butter and that’s all
4:31 PM · Sep 23, 2021
 
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alex alt
@ayeeimalexx
celery is just an edible spoon for ranch
10:38 PM · Nov 21, 2022 from West Virginia, USA
 
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lisabug
‪@lisabug.bsky.social‬
Celery stalks are just noisy spoons for peanut butter.
December 19, 2024 at 10:35 PM