“So many people have inspired me to be nothing like them”
"Some people inspire you to be nothing like them" is a jocular inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on X/Twitter by smo on July 13, 2023, but…
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“Looking back at all the successes & failures in my life, I can’t help but be proud that at least the potty training thing stuck”
"Looking back at all the successes & failures in my life, I can’t help but be proud that at least the potty training thing stuck" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
“When you see the overly happy new employee smiling at work. ‘We don’t do that here’”
A popular work meme has the text, "When you see the overly happy new employee actually enjoying their day at work..." Someone is shown stopping the employee and says, "We don't…
“I got a job at a paperless office. Everything was great until I needed to use the bathroom”
Entry in progress -- BP “Their plan for a paperless office looked good, on paper” is a related joke. Google Groups: rec.humor oxymorons Henry Troup Jul 11, 1991, 6:17:30 PM (...) "a…
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Entry in progress -- BP
“Food that sizzles and pops in the microwave and then comes out cold is the reason I have trust issues”
"Food that sizzles and pops in the microwave and then comes out cold is the reason I have trust issues" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The microwave can trick people…
“Ever be having a good day and then remember you have to make dinner”
"Ever be having a good day and then remember you have to make dinner" was posted on X/Twitter by Scarlett Longstreet on January 19, 2021. A good day for most people -- especially for…
“If you say ‘excellent choice’ after somebody selects a floor in an elevator you can usually get a pity laugh”
Many people make small talk in an elevator. This was posted on X/Twitter by big diesel, and it received over 110,000 likes: "If you say 'excellent choice' after somebody selects a…
Greektown (Chicago neighborhood)
"Greektown" or "Greek Town" is a term meaning a city (not in Greece) that has many people of Greek ancestry. The Greektown in Chicago, Illinois, is well known, but there are…
Hoaxassination (hoax + assassination)
"Hoaxassination" is a portmanteau of the words "hoax" and "assassination." A purported assassination is a fake. "Both. Kubrick also directed the JFK…
Orange Slice (pizza)
Entry in progress -- BP Instagram Facebook YouTube @ScottsPizzaTours June 25, 2025 “Orange” Pizza? 🟠🍕 Sometimes we get a New Yorker on a tour who will ask where to get a classic…
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Entry in progress -- BP
“I do 5 sit-ups every morning. May not sound like much, but there’s only so many times you can hit the snooze button”
"I do 5 sit-ups every morning. May not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. To the…
“I do 20 sit-ups each morning. That may not sound like a lot, but you can only hit that snooze button so many times”
"I do 5 sit-ups every morning. May not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. To the…
“I do five sit-ups every morning. It may not sound like many, but there are only so many times you can hit the snooze button”
"I do 5 sit-ups every morning. May not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. To the…
“Case solved: Coffee was the answer”
"Case solved: Coffee was the answer" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. Coffee can seemingly solve problems. The coffee meme was posted on Facebook by Coffee Snob…
Old Probabilities (weather service nickname)
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: National Weather Service The National Weather Service (NWS) is an agency of the United States federal government that is tasked with providing weather forecasts,…
Harmaceutical (harm + pharmaceutical)
Some people who believe that pharmaceuticals can cause harm have used the portmanteau name "harmaceutical" (harm + pharmaceutical). "Harmaceuticals (pun intended)" was posted on…
“So you’re telling me my son dried these tomatoes?!?”
"Sun-dried tomatoes" shouldn't be confused with "son-dried tomatoes," but there are jokes that have been printed on many images. "so you’re telling me your son dried…
“So you’re telling me your son dried these tomatoes?”
"Sun-dried tomatoes" shouldn't be confused with "son-dried tomatoes," but there are jokes that have been printed on many images. "so you’re telling me your son dried…