“I’m sick of being forced to eat micro plastics. I am ready for big plastics now”

Microplastics in food is very dangerous to a person’s health. A joke was posted on X/Twitter by zoë bread on December 10, 2025, and this received over 28,000 likes:
 
“i’m sick of being forced to eat micro plastics. i am ready for big plastics now.”
 
 
Wikipedia: Microplastics
Microplastics are “synthetic solid particles or polymeric matrices, with regular or irregular shape and with size ranging from 1 μm to 5 mm, of either primary or secondary manufacturing origin, which are insoluble in water.”
 
Microplastics cause pollution by entering natural ecosystems from a variety of sources, including cosmetics, clothing, construction, renovation, food packaging, and industrial processes.
 
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NIGEL
@superbanned
The people complaining about eating microplastics have clearly never eaten big plastics and it shows
8:34 AM · Apr 1, 2022
 
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Website Visitor
@raphdelrio
I don’t fukk with eating microplastics. Big plastics only. Chewing a boba straw like a Cohiba.
11:43 PM · Feb 24, 2023
 
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zoë bread
@zoebread
i’m sick of being forced to eat micro plastics. i am ready for big plastics now
6:14 AM · Dec 10, 2025