“It is now safe to shut down your government”
"It is now safe to shut down your government" (a joke on "It is now safe to turn off your computer") is a jocular saying that has been printed on an image. The saying was posted…
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“When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat, too”
"When people suck the life out of you, wouldn't it be nice if they took some fat, too?" (or "When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat, too") is a…
“When people suck the life out of you, wouldn’t it be nice if they took some fat, too?”
"When people suck the life out of you, wouldn't it be nice if they took some fat, too?" (or "When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat, too") is a…
“There is only one smartest dog in the world, and every boy has it”
"There is only one smartest dog in the world, and every boy has it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother…
“May your coffee be strong and your adulting be easy today”
"May your coffee be strong and your adulting be easy today" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Nurturing Life on…
“We all need a dog to worship us, and a cat to bring us back to reality”
"Everyone needs a dog to adore him, and a cat/tiger to bring him back to reality" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "Every man needs two…
“Everyone needs a dog to adore him, and a tiger to bring him back to reality”
"Everyone needs a dog to adore him, and a cat/tiger to bring him back to reality" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "Every man needs two…
“I like my government like feminists like their men. Weakened to the point of only being able to perform basic functions”
An anti-govenment meme was posted on Facebook by Nashville Tea Party on June 8, 2019: "I LIKE MY GOVERNMENT LIKE FEMINISTS LIKE THEIR MEN WEAKENED TO THE POINT OF ONLY BEING ABLE TO PERFORM…
“No weapon created by man is more dangerous than the belief in ‘authority’”
Belief in "authority" has been questioned by a popular meme. "No weapon forged by man is more dangerous than the belief in authority" was posted on X/Twitter by Aaron Klein on…
“The drinking will continue until the economy improves”
"The drinking will continue until the economy improves" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. “The firings/floggings/beatings will continue until morale improves”…
F Every MF American (Federal Emergency Management Agency or FEMA nickname)
The Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) began in 1979 for the purpose of responding to disasters. FEMA has had many critics, especially for its response to 2005's Hurricane Katrina.…
F Everyone Mostly Americans (Federal Emergency Management Agency or FEMA nickname)
The Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) began in 1979 for the purpose of responding to disasters. FEMA has had many critics, especially for its response to 2005's Hurricane Katrina.…
Funneling Emergency Money to Aliens (Federal Emergency Management Agency or FEMA nickname)
The Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) began in 1979 for the purpose of responding to disasters. FEMA has had many critics, especially for its response to 2005's Hurricane Katrina.…
“Everyone needs a dog to adore him, and a cat to bring him back to reality”
"Everyone needs a dog to adore him, and a cat/tiger to bring him back to reality" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "Every man needs two…
“All horses go to heaven”
It's often said that all (good) animals go to heaven. "If all dogs go to heaven, as Conan Doyle suggests" was printed in the Wilmington (DE)News-Journal on May 11, 1922. "All…
“All cats go to heaven”
It's often said that all (good) animals go to heaven. "If all dogs go to heaven, as Conan Doyle suggests" was printed in the Wilmington (DE)News-Journal on May 11, 1922. "All…
“Actually it’s pronounced ‘jaslight’—you’ve been saying it wrong the whole time”
Some people gaslight with even the term "gaslight." "Actually it's pronounced jaslight. You've been saying it wrong this whole time" was posted on Tumblr by…
“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went”
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went" is a popular saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "If there are no dogs…
“If you get any closer I’ll fart” (bumper sticker)
"If you get any closer I'll fart" is a jocular bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. "If you get any closer, I'll Fart" was posted on the…
“Friends, sun, sand, and sea—that sounds like a summer to me”
“Friends, sun, sand, and sea -- that sounds like a summer to me" is a summer saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship of the saying is unknown. "FRIENDS, SUN, SAND AND…