“Ghosts don’t get drunk, they get sheet-faced”
Ghosts are often depicted wearing sheets and saying "boo." Several popular Halloween jokes have ghosts with "boos" ("booze') and getting "sheet-faced"…
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“What do you call three intoxicated ghosts?”/“Three sheets to the wind.”
Ghosts are often depicted wearing sheets and saying "boo." Several popular Halloween jokes have ghosts with "boos" ("booze') and getting "sheet-faced"…
“‘AI is coming for your jobs.’ I’d like to see AI show up drunk on Fridays and sexually harass my coworkers”
AI (artificial intelligence) can do many jobs, but it can't do everything a human can. A popular meme starts with "AI is coming for your jobs," and then describes some humorous thing…
“‘AI is coming for your jobs.’ I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football lineups on and off for 8 hours”
AI (artificial intelligence) can do many jobs, but it can't do everything a human can. A popular meme starts with "AI is coming for your jobs," and then describes some humorous thing…
“‘AI is coming for your jobs.’ I’d like to see AI procrastinate all day before a 2pm meeting”
AI (artificial intelligence) can do many jobs, but it can't do everything a human can. A popular meme starts with "AI is coming for your jobs," and then describes some humorous thing…
“If a potato can become vodka, you can get your doctorate”
"If a potato can become vodka, then you can become anything you want to be" is a jocular inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. There are many variations on the…
“If a potato can become fries, you can become anything you want”
"If a potato can become vodka, then you can become anything you want to be" is a jocular inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. There are many variations on the…
“Not every meal needs to be elegant. Sometimes you just make a chicken and then stand over the stove picking at it like seagulls in a parking lot”
Not every meal is elegant, or needs to be. This was posted on Bluesky by 🌴✨🦋 Kathryn 🦋✨🌴 on May 20, 2025: "Not every meal needs to be elegant. Sometimes, you just make a…
“When the whole room is silent in the middle of the exam and Siri says ‘these are some results I found on Google’”
Electronic devices with access to the internet are usually banned in examination rooms. Getting caught cheating on an exam is not merely embarrassing, but could result in failing the course.…
“The problem with meal prep is you have to eat the meal that you prepped”
Many people prepare meals ("meal prep") several days in advance. However, they sometimes want to eat it all right away. Also, sometimes when the day arrives to eat the meal, they're…
“The inevitable problem with meal prep is having so many damn things to wash”
Many people prepare meals ("meal prep") several days in advance. However, they sometimes want to eat it all right away. Also, sometimes when the day arrives to eat the meal, they're…
“The problem with meal prep is that you eat the same thing five times a week”
Many people prepare meals ("meal prep") several days in advance. However, they sometimes want to eat it all right away. Also, sometimes when the day arrives to eat the meal, they're…
“Airfryers need a silencer”
Air fryers can cook food quicky, but many fryers make a lot of noise. "A silencer... But for Airfryers" was posted on X/Twitter by Mishka on May 28, 2020. "Airfryers need a…
“Ask your doctor if a soft-kill bioweapon is right for you”
Many pharmaceutical advertisements include the line, "Ask your doctor or pharmacist if [product] is right for you." There have been many mock ads made. "May cause 1271 side-effects,…
“Ask your pharmacist if a soft kill bio-weapon is right for you”
Many pharmaceutical advertisements include the line, "Ask your doctor or pharmacist if [product] is right for you." There have been many mock ads made. "May cause 1271 side-effects,…
“Proofreading is a dying rat”
"Proofreading is a lost art" and "Proofreading is a dying art" are popular sayings. "There are times when we are pushed toward the belief that proofreading is a lost…
“Proofreading is a dying art”
"Proofreading is a lost art" and "Proofreading is a dying art" are popular sayings. "There are times when we are pushed toward the belief that proofreading is a lost…
“Tired of my landlord depending on my rent. Bro get a job”
"Tired of my landlord depending on my rent. Bro get a job" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker struggles to pay rent, and sees the landlord who does nothing but…
“Tired of my landlord depending on my rent. Bruh get a job”
"Tired of my landlord depending on my rent. Bro get a job" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker struggles to pay rent, and sees the landlord who does nothing but…
“When I was young, we were so poor we sometimes only had bits of old rope to eat. I would often skip lunch”
To "skip lunch" means to "miss" lunch, but a joke uses "skip" literally. "When I was young we were so poor we sometimes only had bits of old rope to eat. I would…