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“The only thing I take seriously in the newspapers nowadays is Fish and Chips. And even that I take with a pinch of salt”
Fish and chips in the United Kingdom used to be served wrapped in a newspaper page, although this practice has mostly ended. The fish and chips were literally "in" a newspaper, but were…
“Where do ghosts go out?”/“Where they can get boos and sheet faced.”
Ghosts are often depicted wearing sheets and saying "boo." Several popular Halloween jokes have ghosts with "boos" ("booze') and getting "sheet-faced"…
“When you order a slice of pizza from a pizza place, you’re sharing a pizza with a group of strangers”
When you buy a slice of pizza and other people eat the other slices, are you "sharing" a pizza? This was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on September 16, 2014: "When you order a…
“I’m actually pretty good with money, as long as I don’t go outside where all the stores are. or stay inside where my phone is”
Some people can't go outside because they see stores and they spend money. They also can't stay inside because they shop online. This joke was posted on X/Twitter by Jonathan Edward…
“My buddy lost his job to AI. It was his job to chug thousands of gallons of water at a data center”
It's often said that AI is coming for people's jobs, but AI requires a lot of water. A joke about this was posted on X/Twitter by Benny Feldman 🪸🫧🐠 on October 12, 2025, and this…
“You should be able to magically transfer your symptoms to anyone who says they aren’t that bad”
People who can't feel another person's pain often do not understand it and they minimize it. This was posted on Facebook by Neurodivergent Meme Sanctuary - Lars Ekstrom on October 5,…
“My favorite food is anything I don’t have to shop for, purchase, carry in the house, put away, or cook”
A "favorite meal" for many people is one that they don't have to prepare. "My favorite food is anything someone else cooks for me!" was posted on Jungle Red Writers on May…
“My favorite food is anything I don’t have to shop for or cook”
A "favorite meal" for many people is one that they don't have to prepare. "My favorite food is anything someone else cooks for me!" was posted on Jungle Red Writers on May…
“My favorite food is anything I don’t have to cook”
A "favorite meal" for many people is one that they don't have to prepare. "My favorite food is anything someone else cooks for me!" was posted on Jungle Red Writers on May…
“My favorite food is anything someone else cooks”
A "favorite meal" for many people is one that they don't have to prepare. "My favorite food is anything someone else cooks for me!" was posted on Jungle Red Writers on May…
“I only trust one thing in the newspaper these days: Fish & Chips. And even that I take with a big pinch of salt”
Fish and chips in the United Kingdom used to be served wrapped in a newspaper page, although this practice has mostly ended. The fish and chips were literally "in" a newspaper, but were…
“My problem with meal prep is that I don’t wanna eat the same thing by Wednesday”
Many people prepare meals ("meal prep") several days in advance. However, they sometimes want to eat it all right away. Also, sometimes when the day arrives to eat the meal, they're…
“The problem with meal prep is that I want to eat the whole week’s food in one sitting”
Many people prepare meals ("meal prep") several days in advance. However, they sometimes want to eat it all right away. Also, sometimes when the day arrives to eat the meal, they're…
“Does anyone know the name of this one song I heard at a party three months ago? I don’t remember the melody, lyrics, or genre if that helps”
Many people listen to a song at a party, but they can't identify it. They try to remember it and research it when they get back home, but they forget almost everything about it. This joke was…
Chicken Milk (eggnog)
Eggnog is called "lait de poule" in French, which translates to "milk of the chicken" or "chicken milk." The term "chicken milk" has been used in Canada,…
“Egg nog is just chicken milk”
Eggnog is called "lait de poule" in French, which translates to "milk of the chicken" or "chicken milk." The term "chicken milk" has been used in Canada,…
“Eggnog is just chicken milk”
Eggnog is called "lait de poule" in French, which translates to "milk of the chicken" or "chicken milk." The term "chicken milk" has been used in Canada,…
“Not many people know this but I actually studied dad jokes in college. I majored in sighchology”
"Psychology" shouldn't be confused with "sighchology" (sigh + psychology), but there are dad jokes. "Not many people know this but I actually studied dad jokes in…
“Drunk ghosts are sheet faced”
Ghosts are often depicted wearing sheets and saying "boo." Several popular Halloween jokes have ghosts with "boos" ("booze') and getting "sheet-faced"…