“My body is a machine that turns alcohol into drunk texts”

Many people get drunk, and then drunk text on their phones.
 
“my body is a machine that turns alcohol into drunk texts to women” was posted on X/Twitter by marq 𓆏 on May 5, 2024. “I’m a machine that turns beer into embarrassing text messages” was posted on X/Twitter by Jake Coan on March 23, 2025. “My body is a machine that turns beers into regrettable drunk texts 💪” was posted on X/Twitter by Inane Stories on September 20, 2025. “my body is a machine that turns espresso martinis into drunk texts to a beautiful man” was posted on X/Twitter by julia on December 13, 2025.
 
“If she drinks and you never get drunk texts, you ain’t the one” is a related saying about drunk texts.
   
       
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pedro de sác
@OfficialJulianD
My body is a machine that turns alcohol into terrible tweets
3:29 AM · Feb 12, 2023
 
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pepper
@AGPepperr
My body is a machine that turns alcohol into sappy, supportive and emotional 5am texts
5:06 AM · Apr 21, 2024
 
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marq 𓆏
@dropdeadcurly
my body is a machine that turns alcohol into drunk texts to women
10:05 PM · May 5, 2024
 
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apollo !!🇵🇸
@willbarkforlove
my body is a machine that turns alcohol into unhealthy text messages
9:17 PM · Aug 1, 2024
 
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Westley
@wesk124
My body is a machine that turns alcohol into poorly thought out texts
9:24 PM · Nov 9, 2024
 
Bluesky
mia 🦴
‪@useless.pet‬
my body is a machine that turns alcohol into horrible drunk texts,,, good morning cuties 💕
12:24 PM · Jan 1, 2025
     
Facebook
Michael Rowse
March 4, 2025 at 3:25 AM ·
My body is a machine that turns alcohol into regrets.
 
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Jake Coan
March 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM ·
I’m a machine that turns beer into embarrassing text messages
 
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Inane Stories
@InaneStories
My body is a machine that turns beers into regrettable drunk texts 💪
1:12 PM · Sep 20, 2025
 
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julia
@juumelo_
my body is a machine that turns espresso martinis into drunk texts to a beautiful man
2:35 PM · Dec 13, 2025