“Coffee isn’t enough today, I need to be struck by lightning”
"Coffee isn't enough (today), I need to be struck by lightning" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee isnt enough i NEED to be struck by…
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“I was going to start a taxi service for seniors and call it Oldsmobile”
Oldsmobile was a brand of American automobiles from 1897 to 2004. The company was named after Ransom E. Olds (1864-1950). The "Oldsmobile" name doesn't mean that it's an…
“I’m going to start a ride service for seniors and call it OldsMobile”
Oldsmobile was a brand of American automobiles from 1897 to 2004. The company was named after Ransom E. Olds (1864-1950). The "Oldsmobile" name doesn't mean that it's an…
“Benefits of serving green tea to guests: 1. You look rich 2. You save on milk 3. They won’t ask for more 4. They won’t come again”
A popular green tea joke went viral in 2018 and 2019. "3 Benefits Of Serving #GreenTea To Guests : 1 - It'll Prove You're Modern , 2 , Saving The Money Of Milk , 3 , No Need To Give…
“What I love most about cooking three meals a day and cleaning up afterwards is probably…”
A joke about cooking three meals a day was posted on X/Twitter by Justin Shanes on April 1, 2020: "What I love most about cooking three meals a day and cleaning up afterwards is probably the…
“Good evening to everyone who puts the oven at 200 no matter what. You’re my sort of people”
Some people always set the oven to 200 degrees, regardless of what is being cooked. The following was posted on X/Twitter by Our Rach on February 4, 2021, and received over 111,000 likes:…
“i wasn’t made to work a 9-5, i was made to swim in turquoise waters, eat fruit, and paint in a villa by the sea”
"i wasn’t made to work a 9-5, i was made to swim in turquoise waters, eat fruit, and paint in a villa by the sea" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is an…
“The most impressive thing about Covid is how it turned a systemically racist patriarchy into a trustworthy government…”
"The most impressive thing about Covid is how it turned a systemically racist patriarchy into a trustworthy government who cannot be questioned" is a saying that has been printed on many…
“I drink coffee because punching people is frowned upon”
"Coffee -- because punching people is frowned upon" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Ahhhhh COFFEE!!!!! Preventing me from punching some people dead in the…
“Coffee—because punching people is illegal”
"Coffee -- because punching people is frowned upon" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Ahhhhh COFFEE!!!!! Preventing me from punching some people dead in the…
“Coffee—because punching people is frowned upon”
"Coffee -- because punching people is frowned upon" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Ahhhhh COFFEE!!!!! Preventing me from punching some people dead in the…
“No matter how much you hate the media, it isn’t enough”
Many people don't trust the media. "You don’t hate journalists enough. You think you do but you don’t" was posted on X/Twitter by Auron MacIntyre on October 10, 2022. "No…
“No matter how much you hate the media, it’s not enough”
Many people don't trust the media. "You don’t hate journalists enough. You think you do but you don’t" was posted on X/Twitter by Auron MacIntyre on October 10, 2022. "No…
“Due to personal reasons, I’ll still be fat this summer”
"Due to personal reasons, ima still be fat this summer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is an unfortunate post-winter realization in March, April or May.…
“Due to personal reasons, I’m still going to be fat this summer”
"Due to personal reasons, ima still be fat this summer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is an unfortunate post-winter realization in March, April or May.…
“Due to personal reasons, imma still be fat this summer”
"Due to personal reasons, ima still be fat this summer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is an unfortunate post-winter realization in March, April or May.…
“Imagine life without wine… Now slap yourself and never do it again!”
"Imagine life without wine... Now slap yourself and never do it/that again!" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Imagine life without wine🍷...now slap yourself…
“Imagine life without beer… Now slap yourself and never do it again”
"Imagine life without beer... Now slap yourself and never do it again" is a beer saying that has been printed on many images. "Imagine your life without beer... Now slap yourself and…
“‘Trust the science’ has never been anything other than a marketing term that means shut up and obey”
"'Trust the science' has never been anything other than a marketing term that means shut up and obey" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The term "trust the…
“No matter how much you hate the media, you don’t hate them enough”
Many people don't trust the media. "You don’t hate journalists enough. You think you do but you don’t" was posted on X/Twitter by Auron MacIntyre on October 10, 2022. "No…