“Art is how we decorate space. Music is how we decorate time”
"Art is how we decorate space. Music is how we decorate time" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "There's nothing so sublime as Jeff Buckley covering an Alex…
“Big Apple” (painting by Vladimir Kush, 2024)
Russian-born American painter Vladimir Kush unveiled his new painting "Big Apple" (oil on canvas 73x30 in) in May 2024. Kush explained his painting in a short video on Facebook on May 7,…
“Buy art, not cocaine”
"Buy art, not drugs" and "Buy art, not cocaine" are sayings that have been printed on many images. "BUY ART, NOT COCAINE" was posted on the newsgroup net.women on July…
“Buy art, not drugs”
"Buy art, not drugs" and "Buy art, not cocaine" are sayings that have been printed on many images. "BUY ART, NOT COCAINE" was posted on the newsgroup net.women on July…
“Crime in New York is really serious. The Statue of Liberty had both hands up”
Comedian Jay Leno said on NBC's The Tonight Show in September 1990: "That crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up."…
“Earth without art is just eh”
"Earth without art is just eh" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many posters. "Did you know you can't spell Earth without art?" was posted on Twitter…
“Got a job as a human statue. It’s a permanent position”
Many job seekers want a "permanent position." A "permanent position" doesn't mean to become a statue, but there are jokes. "Finally managed to get myself a job as a…
“How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?”/“A fish.”
A version of the popular lightbulb joke involving surrealism is: Q: How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?A: A fish. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1986.…
“I accidentally bought too many art supplies. I’m having an excess stencil crisis”
"Existential" shouldn't be confused with "excess stencil," but there are jokes. "I had too many drawing templates and now I can't find any of them. I have an…
“I asked a museum worker if I could take pictures. He said they stay on the walls”
Are museum visitors allowed to take pictures? A joke was posted on Twitter by Bytown Museum on June 16, 2019: "I was at a museum, and I asked a worker there if we were allowed to take…
“I hate it when people act all intellectual and talk about Mozart…” (joke)
"I hate it when people act all intellectual and talk about Mozart while they've never even seen one of his paintings" is a joke that has been printed on many images. Wolfgang Amadeus…
“I owe it all to art books, chocolate and young men” (Beatrice Wood)
"I owe it all to art books, chocolate and young men" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is credited to American artist and studio potter Beatrice Wood…
“I slapped a statue’s ass. I’ve officially hit rock bottom”
"Rock bottom" is the lowest level or point. A joke about stone statues is: "I slapped a statue's ass. I've officially hit rock bottom." "I slapped a statue on the…
“I totally understand why Italian Renaissance paintings are of naked fat people laying on a couch”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in home quarantines, where many people sat on a couch and got fat ("Rubenesque"). "Now that I have lived through a 'plague', I…
“I totally understand why Italian Renaissance paintings are people lying around with their tits out”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in home quarantines, where many people sat on a couch and got fat ("Rubenesque"). "Now that I have lived through a 'plague', I…
“I’m not saying I’m old…but when I was in school we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas”
"I'm not saying I'm old...but when I was in school we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Making ashtrays was a popular…
“I’ve come to the conclusion buying art supplies and actually using them are two separate hobbies”
"I have come to the conclusion that buying craft supplies and actually using them are two separate hobbies" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Just saw a pin:…
“I’ve come to the conclusion buying craft supplies and actually using them are two separate hobbies”
"I have come to the conclusion that buying craft supplies and actually using them are two separate hobbies" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Just saw a pin:…
“If Korean Pop is Kpop and Chinese Rap is Crap, then French Art is Fart”
"If Korean Pop is Kpop and Chinese Rap is Crap, then French Art is Fart" is a joke that has been printed on several images. "Since we call Korean pop Kpop, can we call French art…
“It was so cold in New York the Statue of Liberty put the torch under her dress”
"It was so cold in New York City that the Statue of Liberty put the torch inside/under/up her dress" is a jocular line that has been printed on T-shirts. Many late night television…