“It’s a hybrid. It burns gas and oil” (bumper sticker)
"It's a hybrid. It burns gas and oil" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many bumper stickers. "I drive a hybrid. It burns gas and oil" was printed in the Atlanta…
"It's a hybrid. It burns gas and oil" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many bumper stickers. "I drive a hybrid. It burns gas and oil" was printed in the Atlanta…
"It's a hybrid. It burns gas and rubber" (or "My truck is a hybrid. It burns diesel and rubber") is a saying that has been printed on many bumper stickers. "My car is…
"As the old saying goes, it’s never too early to change oil.....and in general it’s pretty cheap" was cited on a forum message board in July 2013. It's not known where this…
"It's not gay if it's (the) TSA" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people believe that the pat-downs of the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) at…
"It's not gay if it's (the) TSA" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people believe that the pat-downs of the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) at…
"It's not leaking oil, it's sweating power" is a saying that has been printed on many images. TwitterA.Mazzuca™@OriginalMazzucaIt's not leaking oil. It's sweating…
Reversing the cables of a car's battery doesn't turn the heat into air conditioning, or the air conditioning into heat. However, there are seasonal jokes that have been printed on many…
"Jet lag is for amateurs" is an airplane saying that has been printed on many images. American radio and television personality, television producer and film actor Dick Clark (1929-2012)…
"Hidden dip" is a road sign. This has nothing to do with "dipping sauce," but there are jokes. "Was driving the other day and saw a sign saying 'Hidden Dip', went…
Car waxing shouldn't be confused with bikini waxing, but there are jokes. "Will try and get the car waxed before the match tomorrow, I'm still not sure how it gets that…
Crooked bumper stickers annoy many drivers. The crooked stickers are difficult to read. Did the owner of the car not have the time or the ability to affix the sticker correctly? "If…
For an airplane or a helicopter to "land on a postage stamp" is to land in a small area. New York's LaGuardia Airport has been said to be a postage-stamp sized airport. Landing on an…
"Late or not, my car will not move until my bluetooth connects" is a saying that has been printed on many images. A car doesn't need bluetooth to work, but the driver needs to be…
"Law of Airlines: The shorter the time between flights, the greater the distance between gates" is an airport saying that has been printed on many images. "The shorter the time…
"Lead us not into Penn Station" is a child's classic mangling of the Lord's Prayer ("Lead us not into temptation"). It received great popularity when mention in the…
"Life is like a helicopter. I don't know how to operate a helicopter" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker does not know about life, either.…
"I live in the South ...... where lightning bugs use their blinkers more than most drivers" is a jocular saying about driving on the road that has been printed on many images. Many…
New York City's Grand Central Terminal (often called "Grand Central Station") is very congested during rush hour. Something that is "like Grand Central station" is very…
Being a "backup-up singer" has nothing to do with backing up a car, but there are jokes. "Like many people, I sing in the car, but only when I put it in reverse. I'm a back up…
"Like painting the George Washington Bridge" is an idiomatic expression meaning something that is never-ending. When you finally finish painting and get to the other side, it's time…