“If you get any closer I’ll fart” (bumper sticker)

“If you get any closer I’ll fart” is a jocular bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images.
 
“If you get any closer, I’ll Fart” was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor on October 25, 1992, unde the subject “bumper snickers.” “This old man in front of me has a bumper sticker that says ‘If You Get Any Closer I’ll Fart’ and idk why but I cannot control my laughter 😂” was posted on X/Twitter by shan on March 22, 2014. “Just about died laughing at a bumper sticker that said ‘if you get any closer I’ll fart’ cause like if you fart in your car with the windows up your only hurting yourself” was posted on X/Twitter by Justine on April 11, 2019.
 
     
Google Groups: rec.humor   
bumper snickers
frank rosenbaum
Oct 25, 1992, 8:33:28 AM
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If you get any closer, I’ll Fart.
   
Google Groups: soc.singles
Favorite Bumper Stickers
Robert Blackshaw
Nov 9, 1996, 3:00:00 AM
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Still like the one on a little Honda Civic;
If you get any closer I’ll fart
   
Google Groups: rec.autos.makers.vw.watercooled
Great Bumper Sticker(s)
typhus
May 4, 1999, 3:00:00 AM
Another one:
“If you get any closer, I’ll fart!”
 
X/Twitter
istealpens
@istealpens
“If you get any closer, I’ll fart!” -bumper sticker. Classy, dude. Very classy.
2:14 PM · Jan 22, 2010
 
X/Twitter
bethany🌷
@bethapeaa
Just saw a bumber sticker that said “If you get any closer, I’ll fart!” hahahaha what the?
8:00 PM · Mar 26, 2010
 
X/Twitter
Ali Mason
@alimason
My neighbour’s car has a sign on the back which says: “If you get any closer I’ll fart!!” It’s the most depressing thing I’ve ever seen.
6:09 AM · Mar 14, 2011
 
X/Twitter
shan
@shanbracey
This old man in front of me has a bumper sticker that says “If You Get Any Closer I’ll Fart” and idk why but I cannot control my laughter 😂
1:38 PM · Mar 22, 2014
 
X/Twitter
Justine
@fullcoww
Just about died laughing at a bumper sticker that said ‘if you get any closer I’ll fart’ cause like if you fart in your car with the windows up your only hurting yourself.
9:45 AM · Apr 11, 2019
 
X/Twitter
Jennifer M. Wood
@j_m_wood
Props to the old man with the “If You Get Any Closer I’LL FART” bumper sticker.
(The bumper sticker is shown.—ed.)
1:57 PM · Jul 28, 2023
 
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If You Get Any Closer I’ll Fart Funny Bumper Sticker
This might not seem like much of a threat, but if you’ve met any man who’s just eating some Chipotle, you know that it is. To avoid ass gas, this bumper sticker will keep anyone from riding the back of your whip.
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