“If you drive past cows and don’t say ‘cows,’ you’re a psychopath”
Many people can’t drive past cows without saying “cows” or “moo.”
“You’re never too old to say ‘cows’ when you drive past some cows” was posted on X/Twitter by Saeed on January 14, 2017. “You are never too old to say ‘moo’ when you drive past a field of cows” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on December 22, 2018. “You’re never too old to shout ‘mooooo’ when you drive past some cows” was posted on Facebook
by Eric Alper on December 25, 2020.
“When I see cows, I will make an announcement to the rest of the car that there are cows” was posted on X/Twitter by Chris Martz on March 30, 2017. “When I see cows, I will make an announcement to the rest of the car that there are cows” (shown on a T-shirt) was posted on Facebook by Udder Surprise on June 6, 2017. THis saying has been printed on many images.
“If you don’t moo at cows as you drive past them what are you even doing with your life” was posted on X/Twitter by Aly Schoenrock on February 4, 2017. “If you don’t moo every time you drive past cows what are you doing with your life?” was posted on X/Twitter by Gingy the Ginger Queen on October 16, 2024.
“If you drive past cows and don’t ‘moo’ at them, you’re a psychopath” was posted on X/Twitter by K Nils on January 17, 2018. “If you drive past cows and don’t say ‘cows’, you’re a psychopath” was posted on X/Twitter by Muzzammal Khan on January 17, 2018.
“You’re never too old to say ‘horses’ when you drive past some horses” and “If you drive past horses and don’t say “horses” you’re a psychopath” are related sayings.
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Louise
@LouiseEmma1996
Randomly screaming moo out the window when you drive past cows in a field :L
8:41 AM · Aug 27, 2012
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Not Really Jerry Mathers
@HandsAtlanta
Sniglet Saturday. Bovilexia: the uncontrollable urge to shout “moo” as you drive past a field of cows.
6:13 PM · Apr 4, 2015
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Sandy
@MileHiSandy
You are also never too old to put the window down and make “mooing” noises when you drive past cows.
11:55 AM · Dec 26, 2016
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Saeed
@Saeed9630
You’re never too old to say “cows” when you drive past some cows
5:06 PM · Jan 14, 2017
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Hannah Brooks
@hanbrooksnah
You’re never too old to say “cows” when you drive past some cows
8:25 PM · Jan 15, 2017
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Sharry Pig Tails
@SharryPigTails
It’s impossible to not moo at cows when you drive past them. It’s a scientific fact.
12:28 PM · Jan 29, 2017
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Aly Schoenrock
@Aly_Noel
If you don’t moo at cows as you drive past them what are you even doing with your life
12:52 PM · Feb 4, 2017
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Chris Martz
@cjmartz
When I see cows, I will make an announcement to the rest of the car that there are cows.
10:29 AM · Mar 30, 2017
Facebook
Udder Surprise
June 6, 2017 at 9:57 AM ·
When I see cows, I will make an announcement to the rest of the car that there are COWS!
🐄 Get your t-shirt here http://buff.ly/2r1Sg23
(The saying is shown on a T-shirt.—ed.)
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Michael J | Zhem
@ZhemJZ
When I see cows, I make an announcement to the rest of the car that there are cows.
11:45 AM · Jun 17, 2017
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Tyler Larson
@musiciswin
You’re never too old to yell “MOOOOO” out the window when you drive past some cows
9:43 AM · Nov 3, 2017
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K Nils
@MamaKNils
If you drive past cows and don’t “moo” at them, you’re a psychopath
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alex
@primetimealexx
Jan 15, 2018
If you drive past horses and don’t say “horses” you’re a psychopath
4:40 AM · Jan 17, 2018
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Muzzammal Khan
@Khan_603
If you drive past cows and don’t say “cows”, you’re a psychopath.
7:07 AM · Jan 17, 2018
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Lael
@Lael_D_L
If you drive past cows and don’t say “moo moos” you’re a psychopath https://x.com/Doughbvy/status/1001186723525689344
8:56 PM · May 28, 2018
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pieceofshirt
@pieceofshirt
When I See Cows I Make An Announcement To The Rest of The Car That There Are COWS!- 8-3/4” x 3-1/4”- Vinyl Die Cut Decal/ Bumper Sticker For Windows, Cars, Trucks, Laptops, Etc3 http://amazon.com/dp/B06ZZ849YV/?tag=gorilla02-20 #SignDepot
9:25 AM · Jul 3, 2018
Reddit—Showerthoughts
butterflyfrenchfry—December 22, 2018
You are never too old to say “moo” when you drive past a field of cows
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Shower Thoughts
@ShwrThght
You are never too old to say “moo” when you drive past a field of cows
9:31 PM · Dec 22, 2018
Facebook
BuzzFeed Australia
February 26, 2019 at 12:17 AM ·
if you don’t yell “COWS” when you drive past cows then idk what you are doing with your life
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Mara 🫒🍉
@ALaMemi
If you drive past cows and don’t say “cows” you’re a psychopath
7:56 AM · Oct 1, 2019
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Jessica Farley
@midnightrebel26
If you drive past cows and don’t say “moooooo” you’re a psychopath.
1:58 PM · Dec 13, 2019
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Julia Ryan
@JuliaaRyan18
If you drive past cows and don’t say “cows” you’re a psychopath
12:07 PM · Dec 29, 2019
Facebook
Eric Alper
December 25, 2020 at 5:30 PM ·
You’re never too old to shout ‘mooooo’ when you drive past some cows
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S̲uper H̲uman A̲utomated Y̲odeler
@_indica_sky
If you don’t yell cows when you drive past a farm, you aren’t my people.
12:13 PM · Oct 16, 2021
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Eric Alper 🎧
@ThatEricAlper
if you drive past cows and you don’t say ‘COWS’, get outta my car
2:00 AM · Mar 18, 2022
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Common
@commondotxyz
Fact: if you drive past cows and don’t say “cows” or “moo” you’re a psychopath
9:08 AM · Aug 23, 2022
Facebook
Eric Alper
December 26, 2022 at 11:00 PM ·
You’re never too old to shout ‘mooooo’ when you drive past some cows
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J J🤍꙳✧˖°ﾟ
@chaotic_queenx
If you drive past cows and don’t scream or yell, you’re not Australian.
8:46 PM · Mar 9, 2023
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Chad Chaddington
@ChaddingtonSC
Yup
(“When I see cows, I will make an announcement to the rest of the car that there are cows” is shown on an image.—ed.)
6:50 AM · Apr 13, 2023 from South Carolina, USA
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YouTube
@YouTube
it’s all about the little things in life (saying “cows” when you drive past cows on the road)
9:00 AM · Aug 23, 2024
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Gingy the Ginger Queen
@Feisty_Ginger_6
If you don’t moo every time you drive past cows what are you doing with your life?
9:46 AM · Oct 16, 2024