“No one wants to eat in an empty restaurant”
"No one wants to eat in an empty restaurant" (or "Nobody wants to eat in an empty restaurant") means that, while people enjoy not waiting in a crowded restaurant, an empty…
“No one wants to hear about your diet. Just eat your salad and be sad”
"No one wants to hear about your diet. Just eat your lettuce/salad and be sad" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "People don't want to hear about your…
“No one was eating the farmer’s apples, so I told him to grow a pear”
"Grow a pair" means to "grow a pair of testicles -- to "man up" and show courage. "Grow a pear" is a joke term. "Congress should grow a pear and Im-Peach…
“No pain, no grain”
"No grain, no pain" (also "No pain, no grain," a pun on the exercise adage of "No pain, no gain") is a food saying that has been printed on many images. Gluten, a…
“No prayer before eating. Here, the chef knows how to cook!” (restaurant joke)
A joke has a husband and wife dining in a restaurant. The wife asks the husband why he doesn't say a prayer before the meal, as he does at home. "Here, the chef knows how to cook!"…
“No recommended daily amount of fish oil has been codified”
"Codification" has to do with "code" and not "cod" (a fish), but there are jokes. "Note to self: When something's been 'codified', that does NOT…
“No science, no beer”
"No science, no beer" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been used to justify the importance (and funding) of science education. "Worse still.…
“No Soliciting…unless you’re selling Thin Mints” (sign)
"No Soliciting...unless you're selling Thin Mints" is a jocular sign meaning that only Girl Scouts selling cookies (Thin Mints) need approach a residence or place of business. The…
“No talkie before coffee” (“No talky before coffee”)
Some people can't function before having a cup of coffee. "No talkie/talky before coffee" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. *No talky before coffee* was…
“No tea, no shade, no pink lemonade”
"Spill the tea" (or "spill the T") means the same thing as "spill the beans" -- to gossip, to spill (tell) information, to tell the truth ("T" or…
“No tea, no shade”
"Spill the tea" (or "spill the T") means the same thing as "spill the beans" -- to gossip, to spill (tell) information, to tell the truth ("T" or…
“No, I don’t really ‘rise and shine.’ Most days, I just caffeinate and then hope for the best”
"I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope for the best" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "No, I don't really 'rise and shine.' Most…
“No, I’m not a coffee ‘addict’. I’m a caffeine-based life form…”
"No, I'm not a coffee 'addict'. I'm a caffeine-based life form and as such, I must honor the ways of my people" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many…
“Nobody can drink beer faster than a MF who didn’t buy it”
"Nobody can drink beer faster than a MF who didn't buy it" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Nobody can drink beer faster than a mother fucker who…
“Nobody cares how bad your English is if your Scotch is good”
"Nobody cares how bad your English is if your Scotch is good" is a jocular drinking saying that has been included in several collections of humorous quotations, but it's usually not…
“Nobody ever asks for an adult bok choy”
Bok choy is popular as "baby bok choy." There is no "adult bok choy," but there are jokes. "Has anyone seen adult bok choy?" was posted on Twitter by [Neutral face] on…
“Nobody wants popcorn until they smell it”
Popcorn is a light snack food. It's sometimes said that people don't crave it until they smell it. "Nobody wants popcorn until they smell it" was posted on Twitter by DoubleG on…
“Non-alcoholic beer is like a porn movie on the radio”
Non-alcoholic beer has been the subject of several uncomplimentary jokes. "Non alcoholic beer is like a porn movie on the radio" was cited on Twitter on July 14, 2010. The saying has been…
“Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without the batteries. It fills you up, but lacks the buzz”
"Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without the batteries. It fills you up, but lacks the buzz" is a beer saying that has been printed on many images. "Non-alcoholic beer is like…
“Noodles are slimy bread yarn”
"Noodles are so weird. Even the name is weird. NOO-duls. NEWW-dlz. Say it. Noodles. Noodals. Nerderls. Anyway, I love slimy bread yarn. I eat it forever" was posted on Facebook by Robin…