“It’s called Tuesday because I need two cups of coffee before I can tolerate you”
"It's called Tuesday because I need two cups of coffee before tolerating humans" and "It's called Tuesday because I need two cups of coffee before I can tolerate you"…
“It’s called Tuesday because I need two cups of coffee before tolerating humans”
"It's called Tuesday because I need two cups of coffee before tolerating humans" and "It's called Tuesday because I need two cups of coffee before I can tolerate you"…
“It’s coffee and I need some Tuesday. Please excuse my incoherence, it’s still early”
"It's coffee and I need some Tuesday. Please excuse my incoherence, it's still early" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker meant to say…
“It’s coffee o’clock”
"It's coffee o'clock" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. 'Coffee o'clock" is a time for drinking coffee, and, for those who enjoy…
“It’s crisps, miss!” (joke)
Noddy Holder, the lead vocalist and rhythm guitarist of the English rock band Slade, performed the song "Merry Xmas Everybody" (1973). A young Noddy Holder is included in a Christmas…
“It’s five o’clock somewhere” (drinking saying)
Five o'clock is when many people get out of work and when many bars open. "It's five o'clock somewhere" is a drinking expression -- an old excuse that it's always time…
“It’s Friday! My smile is brighter, and my coffee is richer because I know the weekend is nearly here”
"It's Friday! My smile is brighter, and my coffee is richer because I know the weekend is nearly here" is a Friday saying that has been printed on several images. "It’s…
“It’s Friday! Time to work! And by work I mean drink coffee and pretend to look busy!”
"When in doubt, drink coffee and look busy" and "Friday goals: Drink coffee and look busy until the weekend gets here" are coffee sayings that have been printed on many images.…
“It’s Friday. I can’t wait to get home and pour myself some dinner”
"I can't wait to get home and pour myself some dinner" is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "I cant wait to get home and pour myself some dinner" was…
“It’s funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice…”
You can squeeze and crush oranges to get orange juice, or apples to get apple juice, but pickle juice isn't from juiced pickles. "Yo where does pickle juice come from???" was posted…
“It’s happy hour somewhere”
"It's happy hour somewhere" is a jocular excuse for drinking that has been printed on many posters. "It must be happy hour somewhere in the world" was cited in a 1987 play.…
“It’s hard to save money when food is always flirting with me”
"It's hard to save money when food is always flirting with me" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "Im trying to save then the food…
“It’s impossible to eat chips and queso and be sad at the same time”
Do chips and queso make people happy? This was posted on X/Twitter by momsbehavingbadly on May 16, 2020: "It’s impossible to eat chips and queso and be sad at the same time." X/Twitter…
“It’s impossible to make half a sandwich”
On the American television sitcom The Big Bang Theory, the episode "The Guitarist Amplification" that originally aired on November 9, 2009, the character Sheldon Cooper (actor Jim…
“It’s ironic that pregnant women can only order virgin drinks”
"Virgin" drinks have no alcohol. Pregnant women are told not to drink alcohol during the pregnancy, so these women (not virgins) often consume "virgin" drinks. Many people find…
“It’s ironic that pregnant women drink virgin cocktails”
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterJonathan Lieberman @JonathanLiebermIrony of the day. Pregnant Women drink "virgin" cocktails.8:40 PM - 22 Dec 2008 TwitterAnthony May…
“It’s ironic that pregnant women order virgin cocktails at the bar”
"Virgin" drinks have no alcohol. Pregnant women are told not to drink alcohol during the pregnancy, so these women (not virgins) often consume "virgin" drinks. Many people find…
“It’s just me and my Costco hot dog against the world”
A hot dog at Costco (a warehouse club retail store chain) is famous for staying at a low price (usually $1.50). "It’s just me and my Costco hotdog against the world" was posted on…
“It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better”
"It's lonely at the top" is an old American proverb. The novelist Nathaniel Hawthorne's The Marble Faun (1860) has, "It's very lonesome at the summit!"…
“It’s Monday, grab a strong cup of coffee and let the BS commence”
"It's Monday, grab a strong cup of coffee and let the BS commence" (or "It's Monday, grab a strong cup of coffee and let the bullshit begin") is a coffee saying that…