“No talkie before coffee” (“No talky before coffee”)
Some people can’t function before having a cup of coffee. “No talkie/talky before coffee” is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images.
*No talky before coffee* was posted on Twitter on May 27, 2010. “No talkie before coffee” was posted on Twitter on October 20, 2010.
Twitter
Ali McCallister
@EternalRaven
Questions before the eye buggars are even washed from my eyes. Do they not know there is a *no talky before coffee*?
9:25 AM - 27 May 2010
Twitter
Katie Scheele
@thekatiescheele
I should have a “no talkie before coffee” rule at work.
6:57 AM - 20 Oct 2010
Twitter
Shanna Moakler
@ShannaMoakler
no talkie before coffee.
8:57 AM - 25 May 2011
Google Books
Hypnotizing Chickens
By Julia Watts
Tallahassee, FL: Bella Books, Inc.
2014
Pg. ?:
“No talky before coffee,” he said, and Chrys nodded mutely.
22 February 2014, Saint Paul (MN) Pioneer Press, “Daily Juggle: This coffee addict is good to go until the last drop” by Molly Guthrey:
Fortunately, my kids know this about me and they know that there’s only one rule in my house: “No talky before coffee.”
The Huffington Post
THE BLOG 06/23/2015 05:48 pm ET | Updated Jun 23, 2016
How to Talk About Birth With a 5-Year-Old
By Shannon Day
(...)
And, I wish everyone would just follow my rule: “No Talkie Before Coffee.”
Twitter
El Arroyo
@ElArroyo_ATX
Don’t even try me. #ElArroyoATX #ElArroyoSign
(The following text is shown on the restaurant’ sign.—ed.)
NO
TALKIE
BEFORE
COFFEE
11:24 AM · Jan 30, 2017·Twitter for iPad
Twitter
Bill Murray
@BiIIMurray
No talky before coffee.
9:29 AM - 15 Apr 2017