“Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without the batteries. It fills you up, but lacks the buzz”

“Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without the batteries. It fills you up, but lacks the buzz” is a beer saying that has been printed on many images.
 
“Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without the batteries… it fills you up, but lacks the buzz… was posted on Twitter by The Pale Ojibwe on March 30, 2010. The saying probably originated with a Facebook image that is no longer available.
 
     
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The Pale Ojibwe
@1WonderFeminist
non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without the batteries… it fills you up, but lacks the buzz…
1:05 PM · Mar 30, 2010·Twitter Web Client
 
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Shelia Cuschieri
@prbyshelia12
Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without the batteries ... it fills you up, but lacks the buzz ...Speaking of… http://bit.ly/bTbYhG
10:08 AM · Apr 21, 2010·Facebook
   
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Alicia Husband
@PRbyAlicia
Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without the batteries… it fills you up, but lacks the buzz….Speaking of… http://bit.ly/coMDBz
10:55 AM · Apr 24, 2010·Facebook
   
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Tanee J
@ChasingTanee
a Sunday night funny 😉 non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without the batteries… it fills you up, but lacks… http://bit.ly/dCP3Vv
9:39 PM · Apr 25, 2010·Facebook
 
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David Voth
@SexCigarsBooze
Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without the batteries… it fills you up, but lacks the buzz.
12:04 AM · Feb 28, 2011·Twitter Web Client
         
Google Books
5,000 Great One Liners
Compiled by Grant Tucker
London, UK: Biteback Publishing
2012
Pg. ?:
Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without the batteries. It fills you up, but lacks the buzz.
 
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sickipediabot
@sickipediabot
Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without the batteries…
It fills you up, but lacks the buzz…!
6:13 PM · Jun 30, 2012·sickipediabot
       
Google Books
Facebook Quotes and Status Updates, Volume 1
By Silver S.
Newark, DE: Speedy Publishing LLC
2014
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Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without the batteries…It fills you up but lacks the buzz!
 
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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without the batteries…
It fills you up, but lacks the buzz…!
9:05 AM · Aug 12, 2016·erased12647097
 
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@brummett_marie
Non-alcoholic
  beer is like a
  vibrator
  without
batteries. It fills
you up nicely
but without the
    buzz…
9:55 AM · Feb 20, 2020·Twitter for iPhone