“Not to brag, but I’m really good at tequila”
There are several "not to brag, but..." sayings about beer, coffee, tequila and wine. "Not to brag I'm pretty good at making coffee" was posted on Twitter by CoffeeBrüe…
“Not to brag, but I’m really good at wine”
There are several "not to brag, but..." sayings about beer, coffee, tequila and wine. "Not to brag I'm pretty good at making coffee" was posted on Twitter by CoffeeBrüe…
“Not your mum, not your milk”
"Not your mom, not your milk" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images -- usually showing a cow. "Photo: Not your mom? Not your milk. http://tmblr.co/Zb8KVvKoi6Mr"…
“Nothing goes better with coffee than more coffee”
"Nothing goes better with coffee than more coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Nothing goes together better than coffee with more coffee" is…
“Nothing goes together better than coffee with more coffee”
"Nothing goes better with coffee than more coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Nothing goes together better than coffee with more coffee" is…
“Nothing makes you feel like a bigger alcoholic than taking out the recycling”
Recycling provides the evidence of one's drinking. "Nothing like taking out the recycling to show you your roommate may be an alcoholic" was posted on Twitter on May 19, 2010.…
“Nothing says first world problems like falling in love with a limited edition flavor”
Some products -- especially food products -- are available in a "limited edition." A restaurant makes a certain burger, or a candy company makes a certain chocolate, and then it's…
“Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log”
American comedian and television host Ellen DeGenered said; "Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log." It's uncertain when DeGeneres first said this popular holiday quote, but it…
“Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”
"Nothing tastes as good as (being) skinny/thin feels" is a popular saying that has been printed on gift items such as T-shirts and posters. "Nothing tastes as good as thin…
“Nothing tops a cheese pizza”
To say that "nothing tops" something usually means that it's the best, but what about a plain cheese pizza without any toppings? "Nothing tops a cheese pizza" was posted on…
“Nothing tops a plain pizza”
To say that "nothing tops" something usually means that it's the best, but what about a plain pizza without any toppings? A pizza joke was posted on Reddit -- Dad Jokes on August 3,…
“November 1st: Happy National Eat Your Kids’ Halloween Candy While They Are In School Day”
October 31st (Halloween) is followed by November 1st. "November 1st Happy National Eat Your Kids Halloween Candy While They Are In School Day!!" (shone on an ecard by Someecards) was…
“November 1st: National Eat Your Kids’ Halloween Candy While They Are at School Day”
October 31st (Halloween) is followed by November 1st. "November 1st Happy National Eat Your Kids Halloween Candy While They Are In School Day!!" (shone on an ecard by Someecards) was…
“Novinophobia: The fear of running out of wine”
"Novinophobia: The fear of running out of wine" is a jocular wine term that has been printed on many images. "novinophobia - fear of ..........." was posted on Twitter on…
“Now and Later is a poor man’s Starburst”
The fruit-flavored taffy-like candies Starburst (introduced in the United Kingdom in 1960) and Now and Later (introduced in Brooklyn in 1962) have been compared to each other. "Now and Laters…
“Now I lay me down to sleep, a bottle of Jack Daniel’s at my feet…”
"Now I lay me down to sleep,/ A bottle of Jack (Daniel's) at my feet./ If I die before I wake,/ Tell my friends I drank it straight" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
“Now I lay me down to sleep. A bottle of vodka at my feet…”
"Now I lay me down to sleep" is a classic children's bedtime prayer. A vodka version is: "Now I lay me down to sleepA bottle of vodka at me feetIf I shall die before I wakeTell…
“Now my friends lay me down to sleep, a fifth of whiskey down by my feet…”
"Now my friends lay me down to sleep,/ A fifth of whiskey down by my feet./ If I should die before I wake,/ Tell everyone that I drank it straight" is a jocular saying that has been…
“Now serving liquid sanity and motivation topped with hope. It’s called coffee”
"Now serving liquid sanity and motivation topped with hope. It's called coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Now serving liquid sanity &…
“Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants”
"Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants" is a saying that has appeared on internet joke lists and on T-shirts. The saying is of unknown origin…