“It’s Monday, grab a strong cup of coffee and let the bullshit begin”
"It's Monday, grab a strong cup of coffee and let the BS commence" (or "It's Monday, grab a strong cup of coffee and let the bullshit begin") is a coffee saying that…
“It’s Monday, wine a little”
"It's Monday, wine a little" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Sad it's almost Monday? Wine a little, you'll feel better!" was posted on Twitter…
“It’s never too late for cereal or too cold for ice-cream”
"It's never too late for cereal or too cold for ice-cream" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Cereal doesn't have to be eaten only at breakfast, and ice cream…
“It’s nice to see Blood oranges and Cripps apples side-by-side in harmony in produce”
"Bloods" and "Crips" are the names of rival gangs in California. There are "blood oranges" and "Cripps Red"/"Cripps Pink" apples, and there have…
“It’s no longer 5 o’clock somewhere. It’s 2020 everywhere, so drink whenever you want”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many people to drink a lot. The drinking saying "it's five o'clock somewhere" no longer applied for many people. "Drink whenever…
“It’s no longer called ‘box wine’—the classy term is ‘Cardboardeaux’”
"Cardboardeaux" or "Cardbordeaux" (cardboard + Bordeaux wine) is a jocular name for a box wine. "It's no longer called 'box wine' -- the classy term is…
“It’s not cereal. It’s HBO (Honey Bunches of Oats)”
Home Box Office (HBO) has a slogan, "It's not TV. It's HBO." HBO shouldn't be confused with the cereal Honey Bunches of Oats, but there are jokes. "New slogan for…
“It’s not drinking alone if you’re pregnant”
Drinking alcohol while pregnant is bad, but it's the subject of a jocular one-liner. "It's not drinking alone if you're pregnant" was posted on Twitter by Al Coholic on…
“It’s not fair that coffee stains your teeth brown, but milk doesn’t stain them white”
"If coffee stains your teeth yellow, does milk stain your teeth white?" was posted on Twitter on May 19, 2011. Unfortunately, drinking milk doesn't make teeth whiter. "It's…
“It’s not hoarding if it’s wine. It’s a collection”
"It's not hoarding if it's wine. It's a collection" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "It's not hoarding if it's wine, It's a…
“It’s not my fault I have a double chin. When God was giving out chins…” (gin joke)
"When God passed out brains, I thought He said trains -- and I missed mine..." is one of several lines explaining how someone because such a mess. The lines were printed in many 1942…
“It’s not rocket salad”
"It's not rocket science" means "it's not complicated." "It's not rocket salad" is a jocular variation with no special meaning. "It's not…
“It’s not stalking if you bring a casserole”
"Heads up: It’s not stalking if you bring a casserole" was posted on Facebook by Lyssa Lynn on August 4, 2019. "It's not stalking if you bring a casserole" was posted on…
“It’s not that I can’t speak until I’ve had my coffee. It’s just that my words are buffering…”
"It's not that I can't speak until I've had my coffee. It's just that my words are buffering while the caffeine loads" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many…
“It’s not the 4th of July until my weiner comes out”
America's Independence Day (July 4th) is often celebrated with hot dogs and barbecues. "It's not the 4th of July until my wiener comes out" is a jocular saying that has been…
“It’s not the 4th of July until my wiener comes out”
America's Independence Day (July 4th) is often celebrated with hot dogs and barbecues. "It's not the 4th of July until my wiener comes out" is a jocular saying that has been…
“It’s not the holiday season unless you push your body to the brink of alcoholism and diabetes”
"It just isn't Christmas unless you push your body to the brink of alcoholism and diabetes" (or "It's not the holiday season unless you push your body to the brink of…
“It’s not the minutes at the table that make you fat—it’s the seconds”
"It's not the minutes at the table that make you fat -- it's the seconds" is a pun that plays upon the word "seconds" (meaning "second helpings" or…
“It’s not what you eat between Christmas and New Year’s that makes you fat…”
Many people are concerned about gaining "holiday pounds" over Christmas and New Year's. A saying has been cited in print since at least 1967: "It's not what you eat between…
“It’s ok to mix peas and corn, but don’t call it ‘porn’”
"It's okay to mix peas and corn, but don't call it 'porn'" is shown in a cartoon (sometimes with "ok" and sometiems with "okay"). The cartoon is…