“Never settle for shitty coffee, shitty friends or shitty relationships”
"Never settle for shitty coffee, shitty friends or shitty men/relationships" is a saying that has been printed on many images. " RT @pjrvs: never settle for shitty coffee" was…
“Never trust a fat dietitian”
"Never trust a fat dietitian" (sometimes misspelled "dietician") is a humorous saying often credited to "anonymous." A dietitian who can't lose weight seemingly…
“Never trust a homeless guy who’s selling warm lemonade to you”
A joke about New York City "lemonade" was posted on Twitter by Sickipedia_Feed on March 11, 2013: "I've learned one thing after my trip to New York. Never trust a homeless guy…
“Never trust a skinny chef”
"Never trust a skinny chef" (or "Never trust a skinny cook") is a saying that has been printed on many images. The implication is that a skinny chef doesn't eat much of his…
“Never trust a skinny ice cream man”
"Never trust a skinny ice cream maker" was said by Ben Cohen (co-founder of Ben & Jerry's) from at least 1991. The popular version of the quote is the slightly incorrect…
“Never trust anyone who doesn’t drink coffee”
"Never trust anyone who doesn't drink coffee" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I'm all for drinking coffee, never trust anyone who doesn't drink…
“Never trust anyone who orders a medium pizza”
Many people cannot understand how anyone orders a medium pizza. One should always order a large pizza, even if there is leftover pizza. "@FabMissK: 'Pl[a]ybook is like a medium pizza. Who…
“Never trust anyone who smiles before their first cup of coffee”
"Never trust anyone who smiles before their first cup of coffee" is a one-line saying that has been printed on several images. "Never trust anyone who smiles before morning…
“Never trust someone who dislikes dessert”
"A simple life lesson to avoid getting hurt: never trust someone who dislikes dessert" is a dessert rhyme that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter on July…
“Never trust someone who pours milk in their bowl before the cereal”
"Never trust someone who pours milk in their bowl before the cereal" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Most people pour the cereal in the bowl first, then the milk.…
“Never underestimate a woman with a crock-pot and a can of cream of something soup”
"Never underestimate a woman with a crock-pot and a can of cream of something soup" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Never underestimate the power of a…
“Never underestimate the importance of being properly caffeinated”
"Never underestimate the importance of being properly caffeinated" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Have a #GoodMorning and a nice day [and... never…
“New dieting tip! Just fill up your car’s fuel tank and you won’t be able to afford groceries”
"New dieting tip! just fill up your car's fuel tank and you won't be able to afford groceries! good luck!!!! was posted on Twitter by KD on March 27, 2013. In March 2022, gas prices…
“New research suggests drinking coffee in the morning helps others live longer”
"New research suggests drinking coffee in the morning helps others live longer" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "New research suggests drinking coffee in…
“New Year resolution going well, no chocolate. Not even thinking about it. Not even in my vocadbury”
"is struggling to remove the word chocolate from his voCadbury" was posted on Twitter by Colin G. Hill on July 23, 2009. "Vocadbury" is a jocular portmanteau word from…
“New York strip—how does a steak get a dance name?”
A "New York strip steak" has nothing to do with a New York strip club (although some clubs serve the steak), but there are jokes. "When I'm in a steak house I order the NY…
“News: Eating dark chocolate and drinking red wine have health benefits…” (joke)
A health news joke was posted on X/Twitter by Rodney Lacroix on March 6, 2017, and has been printed on many images: News: Eating dark chocolate and drinking red wine have health benefits. Me…
“Newton taught us that a body at rest will remain at rest, a body in motion will remain in motion..”
English mathematician, physicist, astronomer, alchemist, theologian, and author Sir Isaac Newton (1642-1726/27) has nothing to do with Fig Newton cookies, but there are jokes. "Newton taught…
“Next time you think of eating a chicken, remember that they had a family, just like you…”
"Next time you think of eating a chicken, remember that they had a family—just like you" was posted on Twitter by PETA on January 13, 2023. "This is why I order a family bucket at…
“Next week, I’m going on a diet. You can buy me jewelry instead of chocolate”
"Next week, I'm going on a diet. You can buy me jewelry instead of chocolate" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter on…