“Non-alcoholic beer is like a porn movie on the radio”

Non-alcoholic beer has been the subject of several uncomplimentary jokes. “Non alcoholic beer is like a porn movie on the radio” was cited on Twitter on July 14, 2010. The saying has been printed on T-shirts.
 
“Cheap beer is like having sex in a canoe” is another popular beer joke.
 
   
Twitter
Jeremy Tudor
‏@jtudor
Non alcoholic beer is like a porn movie on the radio
6:42 PM - 14 Jul 2010
 
Twitter
Jim McMenamin
‏@Jim_McMenamin
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like listening to a porn movie on the radio
9:04 PM - 14 Jul 2010
 
Twitter
المَلِكْ
‏@SamehWagdy
Drinking a Non-Alcoholic Beer is like watching a Porn Movie on the Radio #Quote
8:14 AM - 26 Sep 2010
 
Facebook
Tipsy Transit
February 19, 2012 ·
Non alcoholic beer is like a porn movie on the radio
 
Twitter
Terran
‏@Psypherize
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like watching a porn movie on the radio.
5:14 AM - 22 Mar 2012
 
Twitter
Harry Radford
‏@Harry_Radford
Non alcoholic beer is like a @katyperry naked on the radio
11:33 AM - 4 Jun 2014
 
Colonel Beans
Non alcoholic beer is like a porn movie on the radio.
Jun 7th, 2014