“Don’t feed me manure and tell me it’s ice cream”
"Don't feed me bullshit/crap/manure/shit and tell me it's ice cream" means "Don't give me something bad and tell me it's a special treat." The expression has…
"Don't feed me bullshit/crap/manure/shit and tell me it's ice cream" means "Don't give me something bad and tell me it's a special treat." The expression has…
"Don't feed me bullshit/crap/manure/shit and tell me it's ice cream" means "Don't give me something bad and tell me it's a special treat." The expression has…
"Don't forget to buy your Halloween candy early so you have time to buy more after you eat it all" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was printed on…
"Don't forget to drink water and get some sun. You're basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
"Don't forget to pick up a bottle of wine for your Mom for Mother's Day. Afterall, you are one of the reasons she drinks" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images.…
"Remember to set your scale back 10 lbs. this week" (or "Don’t forget to turn your bathroom scales back 15 pounds Wednesday night at 1 am for Thanksgiving") -- a joke about…
The expression "get one's knickers in a twist" shouldn't be confused with "Snickers in a Twix," but there are jokes. Snickers and Twix are chocolate bars.…
"Don't guess -- soil test" is a slogan that has been used in farming, and also for home lawns and gardens. Soil should be tested to see what fertilizer is required. "Don't…
“Never trust a skinny chef” is an old saying. The implication is that the chef doesn't want to eat the food that he makes. "Don't/Never judge a book by its cover" is a…
Salsa is usually free at restaurants, but guacamole usually costs extra. "Don't let anyone treat you like free salsa. You are guac/guacamole, baby. Guac/Guacamole" is a jocular…
Salsa is usually free at restaurants, but guacamole usually costs extra. "Don't let anyone treat you like free salsa. You are guac/guacamole, baby. Guac/Guacamole" is a jocular…
"Disenfranchise" -- meaning "to deprive someone of a franchise, generally their right to vote" -- has nothing to do with french fries, but there are jokes. "I had to break…
"Don't let your meat loaf!" (or "Don't let your meatloaf!") is an expression with a pun on "loaf" as a verb. It means don't "loaf" -- stay…
"Don't let your meat loaf!" (or "Don't let your meatloaf!") is an expression with a pun on "loaf" as a verb. It means don't "loaf" -- stay…
The "Dear Abby" syndicated newspaper advice column by Abigail Van Buren (the pen name, written by Pauline Phillips and her daughter Jeanine Phillips) in February 1991 answered a letter…
"Don't make fun of fat people. They have enough on their plates" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "I don't like folk making jokes about fat…
"Don't make me use my before coffee voice" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Before having coffee, many people are out of control. "That is my before coffee…
"Never meet your heroes" is an entertainment saying (usually referring to actors, who are often different than the roles that they play). "Don't/Never meat your heros" (or…
"Never meet your heroes" is an entertainment saying (usually referring to actors, who are often different than the roles that they play). "Don't/Never meat your heros" (or…
"Don't plant until Mother's Day" is an agriculture adage. Mother's Day is the second Sunday in May, and the chance of frost is usually eliminated. The gardening adage is…