“Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors?”
"Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors?" is a jocular line that has been printed on several images. THe joke has been cited in print since at least 1966, when this was…
“Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?”
"Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?" is a joke that has been credited to comedian John Mendoza since at least 1988. Alphabet soup contains letter-shaped pasta and…
“Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup”
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts, bumper stickers and…
“Do not reward yourself with food. You are not a dog”
"Do not reward yourself with food. "You are not a dog" (or "Don't reward yourself with food. You're not a dog") is a dieting saying that has been printed on many…
“Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day or do we all just survive off of stress & iced coffee”
"Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day or do we all just survive off of stress & iced coffee" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on…
“Do regular dogs see police dogs and think ‘oh shit it’s the cops’?”
"Do regular dogs see police dogs and think 'oh no/shit it's the cops'?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Do regular dogs see police dogs and…
“Do rich people still drive around eating mustard?”
A popular Grey Poupon television commercial for the Dijon mustard in the 1980s showed a rich person dining in the back of his expensive car. Another expensive car pulls up and the person asks,…
“Do Santa’s cookies pair well with white wine? Asking for a friend”
"Do Santa’s cookies pair well with white wine? Asking for a friend" is a jocular Christmas saying. The joke was posted on Twitter by kes 🦁's on December 4, 2017, but authorship…
“Do vegans eat beefsteak tomatoes?”
"Beefsteak tomatoes" do not contain any beefsteak, but there are jokes. "Can vegetarians eat beefsteak tomatoes?" was posted on Twitter on July 2, 2008. "Do hardcore vegans…
“Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?”
"Animal crackers" (crackers made in animal shapes) have been sold commercially since the late 19th century. In an April 2, 1996 "Family Circus" comic strip, young Billy eats…
“Do y’all blow y’all food when it’s too hot or do y’all just hasafashafsas till you can chew it?”
"Do y’all blow y’all food when it’s too hot or do y’all just hasafashafsas till you can chew it ??" was posted on Twitter by Joshua Scott™ (and others) on January 5, 2019.…
“Do you know the way to Chardonnay?”
"Do You Know the Way to San Jose" is a 1968 song written for singer Dionne Warwick by Burt Bacharach (music) and Hal David (lyrics). "Do you know the way to Chardonnay?" has…
“Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market”
The stock market doesn't sell chicken stock, but there's a joke: "Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market." "To me, stock market means…
“Do you know why it’s called hummus?”/“Because it doesn’t know the words.”
"Hummus" can sound like the words "hum us," so there are jokes. "Dad: Hey April do you like hummus? Me: Yes I do. Dad: That's because you don't know the…
“Do you serve crabs here?” (joke)
An old joke is the one about the diner who went into a restaurant and asked: "Do you serve crabs here?" The quick-witted waiter replied: "We serve anyone. Sit down." The joke…
“Do you serve crackers?”/“We serve everybody.”
The word "cracker" has several meanings. "Do you serve crackers?"/"We serve everybody" is a popular joke. In the American sketch comedy television series In Living…
“Do you serve fish cakes?” (restaurant joke)
A "fishcake" is a cake made out of fish, but a joke has it that a "fish cake" is a cake made for a fish. The fishcake joke was posted on the newsgroup cableinet.chatter on June…
“Do you serve fishcakes?” (restaurant joke)
A "fishcake" is a cake made out of fish, but a joke has it that a "fish cake" is a cake made for a fish. The fishcake joke was posted on the newsgroup cableinet.chatter on June…
“Do you smell carrots?” (snowman joke)
A snowman usually has a carrot for a nose. A popular joke (cited in print since at least 2002) has two snowmen standing in a field. One snowman asks the other, "Do you smell carrots?" The…
“Do you suffer from shyness? Ask your doctor or pharmacist about tequila”
"Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? Ask your doctor or pharmacist about tequila" is a jocular line that has been printed on several images. The…