“Croutons are just mini garlic breads”
Croutons have been compared to garlic bread. "croutons are just tiny pieces of garlic bread" was posted on Twitter by Faith. on June 28, 2010. "Croutons are like mini garlic breads…
“Croutons are just stale garlic bread”
Croutons have been compared to garlic bread. "Croutons=stale garlic bread" was posted on Twitter by 𝕋𝕚𝕒𝕟𝕒 on June 18, 2012. "Croutons are just stale garlic bread…
“Croutons are the Lucky Charms marshmallows of salad”
The marshmallows in Lucky Charms cereal have been compared to the croutons in salad. Many children save the marshmallows in their Lucky Charms to be eaten last, and many adults save the croutons in…
“Croutons feel like an apology. ‘Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast’”
A new name fo croutons in a salad was posted on X/Twitter by SentientBunnySuit🐰 on June 15, 2024, and this received over 2,600 likes: "Croutons feel like an apology. 'Sorry we gave you…
“Croutons imply the existence of croutoffs”
There are salad croutons, but no croutoffs. There are several jokes, such as "crouton, croutoff" (like "clap on, clap off" of The Clapper, and "wax on, wax off" from…
“Croutons in salad are the adult version of marshmallows in Lucky Charms”
The marshmallows in Lucky Charms cereal have been compared to the croutons in salad. Many children save the marshmallows in their Lucky Charms to be eaten last, and many adults save the croutons in…
“Crumbs are barely noticeable until you sleep on them and then it feels like a bunch of tiny Legos”
Many people barely notice crumbs. This was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on May 28, 2018: "Crumbs are barely noticeable until you sleep on them and then it feels like a bunch of tiny…
“Crunchy peanut butter is just peanut butter with pulp”
Chunky peanut butter and crunchy peanut butter have been compared to orange juice with pulp. Both peanuts butters contain some coarsely-ground peanut fragments. "I don't get chunky…
“Crushed ice is just pulp for water”
Entry in progress -- BP TwitterArthur Marshall@ArtymarshCrushed ice is just pulp for water1:56 PM · Apr 7, 2018·Twitter for Android Reddit -- ShowerthoughtsPosted by u/NorthStarsHD April 10,…
“Crust is bread armor”
Crust is on the outside of bread, like armor. "If I were bread crust I wouldn't want to be called bread crust I would want to be called bread armor or bread guardian or something"…
“Cucumber is the watermelon of the vegetable world”
A watermelon is a fruit. A cucumber is botanically also a fruit, but is often considered to be a vegetable. "#stuffdansays Cucumber is the watermelon of the vegetable world" was posted on…
“Cucumbers are just baby watermelons”
Cucumbers are often compared to watermelons. They are both of the Cucurbitaceae gourd family. "cucumbers are like long skinny unsweetened watermelons" was posted on Twitter by Brandon…
“Cucumbers are just crunchy water”
Are cucumbers mostly water? "@lisam75 are you serious? i love cucumber! what's not to like, sure they're just crunchy water" was posted on Twitter on August 8, 2009. "A…
“Cucumbers are just diet watermelons”
Cucumbers are often compared to watermelons. They are both of the Cucurbitaceae gourd family. "cucumbers are like long skinny unsweetened watermelons" was posted on Twitter by Brandon…
“Cucumbers are just savory watermelons”
Cucumbers are often compared to watermelons. They are both of the Cucurbitaceae gourd family. "cucumbers are like long skinny unsweetened watermelons" was posted on Twitter by Brandon…
“Cucumbers are just savoury watermelons”
Cucumbers are often compared to watermelons. They are both of the Cucurbitaceae gourd family. "cucumbers are like long skinny unsweetened watermelons" was posted on Twitter by Brandon…
“Cucumbers are just tasteless watermelons”
Cucumbers are often compared to watermelons. They are both of the Cucurbitaceae gourd family. "cucumbers are like long skinny unsweetened watermelons" was posted on Twitter by Brandon…
“Cucumbers are just unsweetened watermelons”
Cucumbers are often compared to watermelons. They are both of the Cucurbitaceae gourd family. "cucumbers are like long skinny unsweetened watermelons" was posted on Twitter by Brandon…
“Cucumbers are the watermelons of vegetables”
A watermelon is a fruit. A cucumber is botanically also a fruit, but is often considered to be a vegetable. "#stuffdansays Cucumber is the watermelon of the vegetable world" was posted on…
“Culinary school is the only place you can get away with saying the dog ate your homework”
For culinary school students, the course work is food. There are popular jokes about this. "Culinary school students be like 'I have a gabagool due Friday'" was posted on…