“Corn dogs are just meat popsicles”
Corn dogs have been compared to lollipops and popsicles. "Yeah, corn dogs are meat popsicles, jeez!" was posted on Twitter by Melissa & Dawn on November 3, 2009. " Someone on fb…
“Corn dogs are just meat Twinkies”
Corn dogs have been compared to Twinkies. "Corn dogs are meat-filled twinkies" was posted on Twitter by Duff LeBag on July 4, 2010. "'corn dogs are just meat Twinkies'…
“Corn dogs imply the existence of corn cats”
There are corn dogs, but no corn cats. "mmm corn dogs. Far superior than corn cats" was posted on Twitter by Shawn Daley on March 16, 2010. "I think I like corndogs better. Not…
“Corn is a speedometer for your digestive system”
Corn goes through one's digestive system and comes out very noticeably. "It occured to me today that chipotle's corn salsa can act as a speedometer for your digestive system"…
“Corn is just reverse pomegranate”
A corn on the cob has corn kernels on the outside. Pomegranates have many seeds, which are on the inside. "pomegranates are like reverse corn" was posted on Twitter by Jingle Gisele on…
“Corn is the tracer bullet of the digestive system”
Corn goes through one's digestive system and comes out very noticeably. "Corn is the tracer bullet of your bowels" was posted on Twitter by Patrick on February 5, 2012. "Corn is…
“Corn makes whiskey. Wheat makes beer. Grapes make wine. Potatoes make vodka…”
"Corn makes whiskey. Wheat makes beer. Grapes make wine. Potatoes make vodka. Can't get drunk without farmers!" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Corn makes…
“Corn on the cob is just ribs for vegetarians”
"They should call corn on the cob 'ribs for vegans'" is a saying was posted on Twitter on May 25, 2012. "Corn on the cob is just ribs for vegetarians" was posted on…
“Cornbread ain’t done in the middle” (stupid)
"Bread/Cornbread ain't done in the middle" (a person is stupid) is a saying that has been printed on several images. Authorshup is unknown. "Her bread ain't done in the…
“Corndogs imply the existence of corncats”
There are corn dogs, but no corn cats. "mmm corn dogs. Far superior than corn cats" was posted on Twitter by Shawn Daley on March 16, 2010. "I think I like corndogs better. Not…
“Cottage cheese implies shanty, apartment, condo & mansion cheese exist”
There is cottage cheese, but what about the cheese of other buildings? "cottage cheese implies the existence of other building themed cheeses" was posted on Twitter by shrimp 'fried…
“Cottage cheese implies the existence of bungalow cheese”
There is cottage cheese, but what about the cheese of other buildings? "cottage cheese implies the existence of other building themed cheeses" was posted on Twitter by shrimp 'fried…
“Cottage cheese implies the existence of cabin cheese”
There is cottage cheese, but what about the cheese of other buildings? "cottage cheese implies the existence of other building themed cheeses" was posted on Twitter by shrimp 'fried…
“Cottage cheese implies the existence of mansion cheese”
There is cottage cheese, but what about the cheese of other buildings? "cottage cheese implies the existence of other building themed cheeses" was posted on Twitter by shrimp 'fried…
“Cottage cheese implies the existence of other building themed cheeses”
There is cottage cheese, but what about the cheese of other buildings? "cottage cheese implies the existence of other building themed cheeses" was posted on Twitter by shrimp 'fried…
“Cottage cheese implies the existence of skyscraper cheese”
There is cottage cheese, but what about the cheese of other buildings? "cottage cheese implies the existence of other building themed cheeses" was posted on Twitter by shrimp 'fried…
“Cotton candy—like eating a clown’s ghost”
Cotton candy is a form of spun sugar that is often sold at carnivals and fairs. "Cotton Candy is like eating the ghost of sugar" was posted on Twitter by Nick Neutrality on June 5, 2015.…
“Could you take a couple steps back. I have a nut allergy”
"Nut" can mean a food, but it can also mean a crazy person. A joke is: "Could you take a couple steps back. I have a nut allergy." The "nut" pun was posted on Twitter…
“Could you toast some bread?”/(raises wine glass) “Here’s to bread!”
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterPinot Evil@TheWinegasmHim: Toast me some bread please?Me *raising wine glassHere's to bread!4:49 AM · Feb 17, 2017·Twitter for iPhone Reddit --…
“Count the memories, not the calories”
"Count the memories, not the calories" is a food saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means to enjoy life with good food, or perhaps just with food that one likes (such…