“Do you want a Hurts donut?” (joke)
A popular donut oun is: PERSON A: Do you want a Hertz?Hurts donut/doughnut?PERSON B: Ummm, okay.PERSON A (hurts other person): Hurts, don't it? The joke has been cited in print since at least…
“Do you want a plate of spaghetti?”/“No, I want a normal plate with spaghetti on it.”
A "plate of spaghetti" usually means a plate with spaghetti on it -- not a plate made of spaghetti. A joke was posted on Twitter on August 21, 2017: "No thanks, I don't want a…
“Do you want fries with that shake?”
George Clinton's song and music video, "Do Fries Go with That Shake?" (1986), added a pun to the familiar phrase, "Do you want fries with that?" The "shake" is…
“Do you want fries with that?”
"Do you want (french) fries with that?" is a frequent question that's asked customers at McDonald's drive-thrus -- so frequent that the question has reached iconic status. The…
“Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?”/“No, they eat fingers separately.”
A popular Halloween riddle about how zombies (or monsters) eat is: Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?A: No, they eat the fingers separately. The joke has been cited in print since at…
“Doc, I have lettuce sticking out of my bum.”/“Sorry, but that’s just the tip of the iceberg.”
Iceberg lettuce has had several "iceberg" jokes. One joke has a patient seeing a doctor: PATIENT: Doctor, I have lettuce sticking out of my bum. Is my condition serious?DOCTOR: I'm…
“Doctor says alcoholism is a disease. Bartender says get your shots here”
"Alcoholism is a disease. Get your shots here!" is a jocular bar saying that has been printed on an image. "Bar sign in Casper: Alcoholism is a disease. Get your shots at…
“Doctor: Do you smoke? Me: Yes. Mostly brisket, some ribs.”
"Do you smoke?" is a common question a doctor asks a patient. "Yes, mostly brisket, some ribs" is a jocular answer. "'Do you smoke?' Yeah. Brisket, turkey,…
“Doctor: Don’t eat anything fatty” (joke)
A popular fat joke is: DOCTOR: Don't eat anything fattyME: What!? No pizza? No burgers?DOCTOR: No fatty, just don't eat. "My doctor told me I couldn't eat anything too fatty,…
“Does anyone have a recipe for ice cream soup?”
"Ice cream soup" is melted ice cream. There's not much of a recipe. "Does anyone have a recipe for ice cream soup?" was posted on Twitter by Sabeana on November 22, 2010.…
“Does anyone know where adults can trick or treat? Looking for a neighborhood that hands out tacos”
"Does anyone know where adults can trick or treat? Looking for a neighborhood that hands out tacos and margaritas... #NotAskingForAFriend" is a jocular Halloween saying that has been…
“Does anyone know which page of the Bible explains how to turn water into wine?”
In the New Testament Gospel of John, Jesus turns water into wine. Many people, in jest, want this recipe. "Does anyone know which page of the Bible explains how to turn water into wine?"…
“Does butternut squash know how filthy it sounds?”
"Butternut squash" is an accurate name, but some people read something else into it. "'Butternut squash' sounds dirty" was posted on Twitter by Count Killula MD on…
“Does every sentence have to contain a vegetable? Not nececelery”
"Neccescelery/Nececelery/Necescelery" (necessarily + celery) is a nonsense word. "@damienmulley not necescelery" was posted on Twitter by Paraic on September 4, 2009.…
“Does every sentence need to include a vegetable? Not neccescelery”
"Neccescelery/Nececelery/Necescelery" (necessarily + celery) is a nonsense word. "@damienmulley not necescelery" was posted on Twitter by Paraic on September 4, 2009.…
“Does It Always Run Really Horribly Over Each Ankle” (“diarrhoea” backronym)
"Diarrhea" ("diarrhoea" is the popular spelling in the UK) is a difficult word to spell. Many people use a backronym (back acronym) or mnemonic. "Does It Always Run Really…
“Does McDonald’s Serve Cheese Burgers?” (math mnemonic)
"Does McDonald's Sell/Serve Cheese Burgers" is a math mnemonic used by many elementary school teachers. The letters "DMSCB" stand for "Divide Multiply Subtract Check…
“Does putting ketchup on everything affect your credit score?”
"Putting ketchup on your steak should lower your credit score" (or "Putting ketchup on your steak should also affect your credit score") is a saying that has been printed on…
“Does the jelly in a donut count as a serving of fruit? Asking for a friend”
"Does the jelly in a donut count as a serving of fruit? Asking for a friend" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "does a jelly donut count as a serving of…
“Does the minister’s cow produce pastorized milk?”
"Pasteurized milk" has nothing to do with pastors, but there are jokes. "Pastorised Milk #Religiousfoods" was posted on Twitter by Marc Lemezma on November 23, 2009.…