"It's important to get out of the house every once and/in a while to remind yourself why you don't go out" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "It’s…
"This is ridiculous! "It's July 6th/7th/8th/9th/10th and people are still shooting off fireworks. One almost caught our Christmas decoration on fire!" is a jocular saying that…
Many have wondered about what kids do in the water at water parks. "How come there are really long lines at the water park, but no lines at the bathrooms...?" was posted on Twitter on…
"It's not how big the house is. It's how happy the home is" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "It's not how bigs the house... It's how happy the…
The term "high maintenance" usually has nothing to do with janitors, but there are jokes. "Janitors who work in skyscrapers are high maintenance" was posted on Twitter by rodney…
"Junk is something you keep for years, then throw away two weeks before you actually need it" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Junk: Something you keep ten…
"Just opened my Electric bill and my Water bill at the same time and was completely shocked" is a jocular one-line saying that was posted on Twitter on February 21, 2013. The joke was…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many people to work from home. What did burglars do? "I'm working from home,as a burglar I've robbed my own house 150 times in the last…
"Just text us when you're here. There's no need to knock and get the dogs involved" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many house signs and doormats. A doorbell ring…
"The fire door is alarmed" is a typical building sign, but it's sometimes joked that the door is "alarmed" because it has a human personality. "So I passed a door with…
"Endorphins" shouldn't be confused with "indoor fins," but there are jokes. "The reason tropical fish have such a calming effect is all to do with the indoor…
"Throwing acid is wrong -- in some people's eyes" is a jocular saying ("in some people's eyes" is an expression usually not meant to be taken literally) that has been…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in quarantines. Many people anxiously waited until they could leave their homes. This was posted on Facebook by Amanda Arnold on March 20, 2020:…
"Kitchens and baths/bathrooms sell houses" is a popular real estate adage of unknown authorship. Kitchens and baths have a lot of features to them, and updated equipment helps to sell a…
"Knock knock." / "Who's there?" / "The doorbell repair man" is a version of the popular "knock, knock" joke. It's an anti-joke -- the knocks are…
A rough guideline is that one's income should be three times rent. This was posted on Twitter by "slate" and received 369,500 likes: "landlord: your income needs to be 3x…
There are landlords, but what about airlords (or skylords) and sealords? "Airlord, Sealord even Landlord" was posted on Twitter by MR NIGERIA on March 28, 2011. "The existence of…
There are landlords, but what about airlords (or skylords) and sealords? "Airlord, Sealord even Landlord" was posted on Twitter by MR NIGERIA on March 28, 2011. "The existence of…
Many people try to cut what they have to pay in half, but cutting bills in half doesn't work. "Last month I cut my energy bill in half.Didn't work though.I still had to pay the full…
"Lawns don't waste water, people do" (or "Lawns don't waste water, people waste water") is a slogan to encourage water conservation. "Landscaping doesn't…