“Live a Little Better” (LeFrak City)
The 1960s slogan of LeFrak City in Queens has been "Live a Little Better." The slogan can still be read daily by the thousands of people who drive by each day. About.com"LeFrak City:…
“Local apartment building had only one opening left. It’s last but not leased”
"Last but not leased" is a real estate pun on "last but not least." "We need one more person for our four bedroom apartment. He's last but not leased" was posted…
“Location! Location! Location!” (real estate adage)
It's often said that the three most important things to know about selling real estate are: "location, location, and location." It is assumed that this saying comes from New York…
“Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen”
"Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen" ia a jocular saying that has been printed on many signs. The saying has been cited in print since at least 1999. "Make yourself at home!…
“Man who fell into an infinity pool says it took him forever to get out”
"Infinity pool" is a strange name, and there are jokes. "I know a guy who fell into the infinity pool. Took him forever to get out" was posted on Facebook by Paul Klein on March…
“May our home know joy, each room hold laughter”
"May our home/walls know joy, each room hold laughter, and every window open to great possibilities" is a saying that has been printed on many posters. The saying has been cited in print…
“May the roof above us never fall in, and may we friends beneath it never fall out”
"May the roof above us never fall in, and may we friends beneath it never fall out" is an Irish toast/blessing that has been printed in many images. Authorship is unknown.…
“May your house always be too small to hold all your friends”
"May your home/house always be too small to hold all of your friends" is a saying that has been printed on many images. A "Household Hints from Heloise" by Heoise Cruse…
“Men are like floor tiles” (joke)
"Men are like floor tiles. If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years" is a jocular line that has been printed on many images. "What do ceramic tile…
“Men build houses; women build homes”
Newspaper writer and poet Nixon Waterman (1859-1944) wrote "House and Home" in 1897, containing the following verses: "The men of earth build houses, halls and chambers, roofs and…
“Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from your doorman—second notice”
An old joke is when someone (the milk man, the door man, et al.) sends out a "Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays" card. After a week, another card is send, demanding a tip -- "Merry…
“Millennials. Walking around like they rent the place”
"Walking around like he/she owns the place" is a saying about someone with a cocky attitude. Many millennials cannot afford to own homes and prefer to rent. A joke was posted by Spence on…
“Mosquitoes find me attractive”
"I don't care what people think of me. At least mosquitoes find me attractive" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, by "find me attractive" it's…
“My bathroom light just went out. I wonder where it’s going”
"My bedroom light just went out. I have no idea where it's going" was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on March 25, 2020. The joke is that the light "went out" (dark), but the…
“My bedroom light just went out. I have no idea where it’s going”
"My bedroom light just went out. I have no idea where it's going" was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on March 25, 2020. The joke is that the light "went out" (dark), but the…
“My ceiling fan has 3 speeds…” (joke)
Ceiling fans always seem to move too slowly or too fast. A joke has been printed in an image: "My ceiling fan has 3 settings/speeds:1) Barely moving.2) Kinda feels like it’s working.3) Is…
“My dad always said that it was rude to point. Great dad, terrible bricklayer”
Brick "pointing" is not the same as finger pointing, but there are jokes. "My old uncle used to say 'It's rude to point.' Brilliant man, but terrible brick…
“My fake plants died because I forgot to pretend to water them”
"My fake plants died because I forgot to pretend to water them" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. American stand-up comic Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005) used…
“My favorite part of fall is when the mosquitoes go back to Hell”
"My favorite part of fall is when the mosquitoes go back to Hell" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I love fall! My favorite part is not when it gets cold,…
“My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience, The second time let me down”
An elevator joke that has been printed on many images is: "My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience, The second time let me down." "The first time I used an…