“I’ve just blocked my toilet. I don’t know why I added it as a friend on Facebook in the first place”

Blocking on social media is not like other blocking, but there are jokes.
 
“RT @davidjewood: I’ve just blocked my toilet. I don’t know why I added it on Skype in the first place”—the original tweet is no longer available—was posted on X/Twitter by Darren Leighfield on October 22, 2011. “I’ve just blocked my toilet. I don’t know why I added it as a friend on facebook in the first place” was posted on Facebook by Chris Fuller on October 22, 2011. “I’ve just blocked my toilet…. I don’t know why I followed it on twitter in the first place” was posted on X/Twitter by “υπερήφανα ντροπή του έθνους.. #IStandWithJKRowling” on October 23, 2011.
 
   
X/Twitter
Darren Leighfield
@DarenLeighfield
RT @davidjewood: I’ve just blocked my toilet.
I don’t know why I added it on Skype in the first place.
5:56 PM · Oct 22, 2011
 
Facebook
Chris Fuller
October 22, 2011 at 6:30 PM ·
I’ve just blocked my toilet.
I don’t know why I added it as a friend on facebook in the first place
 
X/Twitter
υπερήφανα ντροπή του έθνους.. #IStandWithJKRowling
@kanekos69
I’ve just blocked my toilet…. I don’t know why I followed it on twitter in the first place.
8:58 AM · Oct 23, 2011
 
X/Twitter
Nick Durham
@NickD2544
I’ve just blocked my toilet.
I don’t know why I added it on Facebook in the first place.
9:57 AM · Oct 23, 2011
 
X/Twitter
Mark Summers
@markysumm
I have just blocked my toilet. Don’t know why I added it on Twitter in the first place.
11:52 AM · Oct 23, 2011
 
X/Twitter
DaftScholar
@DaftScholar
I just blocked my toilet. I don’t even know why I had added it on my Facebook.
12:18 PM · Oct 23, 2011
 
X/Twitter
Mark Kaye
@markymoo22
I’ve just blocked my toilet.I don’t know why I added it on Twitter in the first place.
3:34 PM · Oct 23, 2011
 
X/Twitter
Jœ
@siicky_
@ysabellemcguire I’ve just blocked my toilet.
I don’t know why I followed it on Twitter anyway.
7:19 PM · Oct 25, 2011 from Central Bedfordshire, England
 
X/Twitter
Richard Bailey
@RichBails
I’ve just blocked my toilet.
I don’t know why it was following me on Twitter in the first place?
4:59 AM · Sep 21, 2013
 
X/Twitter
I am Duncan Smith
@IDS_not
I’ve just blocked my toilet.
I don’t know why I followed it on Twitter in the first place!
11:32 AM · Oct 28, 2017
       
X/Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
I’ve just blocked my toilet.
I don’t know why I added it on Skype in the first place.
4:41 AM · Nov 8, 2017
 
X/Twitter
Mark Summers
@markysumm
I’ve just blocked my toilet. I don’t know why I added it on Twitter in the first place. 🤔
9:33 AM · Oct 23, 2019
 
X/Twitter
Robert Wilkinson
@robertwlk
Just blocked my toilet.
Didn’t even know it had a Twitter account.
1:48 AM · Jul 4, 2023
 
X/Twitter
Kevlar THFC
@KlbSpurs
I’ve just blocked my toilet.
I don’t know why I added it on Facebook in the first place.
2:59 AM · Oct 28, 2024
 
X/Twitter
Robert Wilkinson
@robertwlk
I’ve just blocked my toilet.
I didn’t even know it had a Twitter account.
2:16 AM · Jul 4, 2025