February is the shortest month (28 or 29 days), so a flat monthly rate is most expensive (on average per day) in February. "Shortest month ever. Rent is more expensive in February" was…
What steps does one take in the event of a fie? "RT @FunnyJoker: In the event of a fire what steps would you take?.....Fucking big ones" was posted on X/Twitter by SlightlySick™ on…
"Fixing broken windows is a pane in the glass" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "Pane in the glass" is a pun on "pain in the ass." There…
"Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. A "solipsism" means that only something in one's own mind…
"Is there life after death? Trespass here and find out" is an anti-trespassing sign (suggesting that trespassers will be shot) that has been printed on many images. The signs have been…
There is "elevator music," but usually no music for escalators or stairs. "Why dont escalators and stairs have music like elevators" was posted on Twitter by Sean on January 18,…
"Love is what makes a house a home" is an old proverb. The Home Depot (an American home improvement supplies retailing company) was never called "House Depot," but there are…
"It was so cold in New York that they canceled the Central Park ice festival" is not just a joke -- it really did happen in February 2016. On February 12, 2016, the Central Park…
"It's amazing how much I accomplish around the house under the threat of someone coming over" (or "It's amazing how much you can accomplish around the house under the…
"It's amazing how much I accomplish around the house under the threat of someone coming over" (or "It's amazing how much you can accomplish around the house under the…
"It's important to get out of the house every once and/in a while to remind yourself why you don't go out" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "It’s…
"It's important to get out of the house every once and/in a while to remind yourself why you don't go out" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "It’s…
"This is ridiculous! "It's July 6th/7th/8th/9th/10th and people are still shooting off fireworks. One almost caught our Christmas decoration on fire!" is a jocular saying that…
Many have wondered about what kids do in the water at water parks. "How come there are really long lines at the water park, but no lines at the bathrooms...?" was posted on Twitter on…
"It's not how big the house is. It's how happy the home is" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "It's not how bigs the house... It's how happy the…
The term "high maintenance" usually has nothing to do with janitors, but there are jokes. "Janitors who work in skyscrapers are high maintenance" was posted on Twitter by rodney…
"Junk is something you keep for years, then throw away two weeks before you actually need it" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Junk: Something you keep ten…
"Just opened my Electric bill and my Water bill at the same time and was completely shocked" is a jocular one-line saying that was posted on Twitter on February 21, 2013. The joke was…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many people to work from home. What did burglars do? "I'm working from home,as a burglar I've robbed my own house 150 times in the last…
"Just text us when you're here. There's no need to knock and get the dogs involved" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many house signs and doormats. A doorbell ring…