“I wonder what chairs think about all day: ‘Oh, here comes another asshole’”

“I wonder what chairs think about all day: ‘Oh, here comes another asshole’” is a joke that has been printed on many images. The joke is from American stand-up comedian and actor Robin WIlliams (1951-2014) on his comedy album, Reality…What a Concept (1979).
   
 
Wikiquote: Robin Williams
Robin McLaurin Williams (July 21, 1951 – August 11, 2014) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, director, producer, writer, singer, voice artist, and comedian.
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Reality…What a Concept (1979)
I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole.”
   
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(FULL VINYL) THE LATE GREAT ROBIN WILLIAMS-REALITY…WHAT A CONCEPT(1979 Vinyl Rip)
Rock Hill Music Scene
Jun 28, 2021
Vinyl Rip Of The Late Great Robin Williams ICONIC stand up lp REALITY…What A Concept
(At about 24 minutes in.—ed.)
“I wonder what chairs think about all day: ‘Oh, here comes another asshole.’”
 
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Scott Schiller
@schill
“I wonder what chairs think about all day: ‘Whoop - Here comes another asshole…’ ” 😉 - Robin Williams
10:13 PM · Jul 3, 2008
 
The Guardian (London, UK)
Robin Williams’s best-loved gags
From the satirical to the political to the downright weird, here are some of the comedian’s best one-liners
Richard Vine
Tue 12 Aug 2014 14.18 EDT
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“I wonder what chairs think about all day: ‘Oh, here comes another asshole.’”
 
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MrsIgwe D 🇬🇧🇳🇬
@MrsIgweD
I WONDER WHAT CHAIRS THINK
ABOUT ALL DAY: “OH, HERE COMES ANOTHER ASSHOLE.”
3:04 PM · Jan 11, 2025
   
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Mr.Carter
@dexteristwisted
I wonder what chairs think about all day.. Oh here comes another asshole
4:17 PM · Jun 18, 2025