“I’m now accepting invitations to get shit-faced on your patio. Book me early”
“I’m now accepting invitations to get drunk on your patio. Book me early” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. There are several variations of the saying.
“I’m now accepting invitations to get shit faced on your patio. Book me early!” was posted on X/Twitter by richardcpfc on March 21, 2021. “I’m now accepting invitations to get drunk on your patio…Book me early” was posted on Facebook by Julio Zayas III on April 22, 2023. “I’m now accepting invitations to have cocktails on your patio. Book me early!” was posted on Facebook by Tamara King on May 16, 2025. “I’m now accepting invitations to drink and yap on your patio. Book me early 😜” was posted on Facebook by Tiffany Rhodes-Morris on May 17, 2025.
X/Twitter
richardcpfc
@richardcpfc
I’m now accepting invitations to get shit faced on your patio.
Book me early!
4:49 AM · Mar 21, 2021
Facebook
Andrea Marfell - Simpson
March 26, 2021 at 1:08 PM ·
I’m accepting invites to get shit faced on your patio
Book now to avoid disappointment 😂
Facebook
Donna Waring
March 30, 2021 at 4:05 PM ·
I’m now accepting invitations to get shit faced on your patio…......book me early 🤪🤪🤪🤪
Facebook
Paul Sharpe
March 31, 2021 at 5:22 PM ·
I’m taking bookings to get shitfaced on your patio.
Book early to avoid disappointment.
Facebook
Janis Hoff
April 7, 2021 at 9:19 PM ·
Now accepting invitations to get shit-faced on your patio. Please book me early.
Facebook
Mike Shearon is with Jill Yaekel.
April 9, 2021 at 8:09 PM ·
Now accepting invitations to get shit-faced on your deck or patio… book early and book often!
Facebook
Shit Happens then there’s Alcohol
January 28, 2022 at 4:48 PM ·
I am now accepting applications to get drunk on YOUR patio. Book me early or you’ll miss out. Cheers!
(“I am now accepting invitations to get DRUNK and disorderly on your patio! Book me early and let the shenanigans begin!” is shown on an image.—ed.)
Facebook
Julio Zayas III
April 22, 2023 at 11:55 AM ·
I’m now accepting invitations to get drunk on your patio…Book me early.
Facebook
Pamela K Porter-Newsom
April 28, 2023 at 10:59 PM ·
I’m now accepting invitations to get drunk on your patio.
Book me early.
X/Twitter
Roman ✝️
@RomanZolansKEE
I’m now accepting invitations to get drunk on your patio.
Book me early.
2:20 AM · Apr 27, 2024
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X/Twitter
☆Stacey☆
@StaceyB_1980
I’m now accepting invitations to get drunk on your patio.
Book me early 🤣
9:48 AM · Jun 26, 2024
Bluesky
JayTheTerrible
@rapscallionjay.bsky.social
Currently accepting invitations to be drunk on your patio.
Please book early to avoid disappointment.
July 3, 2024 at 7:29 AM
Facebook
Sarcastic Mama 2
July 6, 2024 at 8:37 AM ·
I’m now accepting invitations to get drunk on your patio.
Book me early.
Facebook
Now That’s Funny
July 9, 2024 at 1:08 PM ·
I’m now accepting invitations to get drunk on your patio.
Book me early.🍻
X/Twitter
SaskLass
@SaskLass
Good Morning my XTweeties! ☀️☕️
Saturday! I am now accepting invitations to have cocktails on your patio. Book me early 🍹🍷🍸
Have a great weekend everyone! 💞
10:46 AM · Aug 24, 2024
X/Twitter
You Rock
@You777Rock
I am now accepting invitations to get drunk on your patio. Book me early 😂🤣😜🤦♀️
4:20 PM · Feb 1, 2025
Facebook
Debbie Felt Renz Uhrich
April 11, 2025 at 9:09 PM ·
I am now accepting invitations to enjoy cocktails on your patio.
Book me early! 🍷🍸
Facebook
Tamara King
May 16, 2025 at 12:28 AM ·
I’m now accepting invitations to have cocktails on your patio.
Book me early!
Facebook
Tiffany Rhodes-Morris
May 17, 2025 at 6:14 AM ·
I’m now accepting invitations to drink and yap on your patio.
Book me early 😜
Threads
leighanndefreese
05/18/25
I am now accepting invitations to drink and yap on your patio. Book me early 😁
Instagram
dawnr724
May 20, 2025
Or come yap on my patio lol 😆
(“I’m now accepting invitations to drink and yap on your patio. Book me early” is shown on an image.—ed.)
Facebook
Feral Mama Finds
May 23, 2025 at 11:56 AM ·
To yap on your patio
(“ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS TO YAP AND DRINK ON YOUR PATIO, BOAT OR BY YOUR POOL” is shown on an image.—ed.)
Instagram
tenlomusic
May 27, 2025
We are now accepting invitations to drink and Yap on your patio this summer. Book us early dates are filling up.
X/Twitter
☆Stacey☆
@StaceyB_1980
I’m now accepting invitations to get drunk on your patio. Book me early.
9:20 PM · Jun 14, 2025
Facebook
All You Can Eat
July 24, 2025 at 10:04 AM ·
👏🤣
(“I’m now accepting invitations to drink and yap on your patio. Book me early” is shown on an image.—ed.)