“A glass pot is crazy—give the food some privacy”
Some people like cooking with glassware, but others joke that the food needs some privacy. This was posted on X/Twitter by Q🦦 on September 22, 2023, and received over 276,000 likes: "A…
Archive for 06/2025
“I bet the worst part about being a birthday cake is when you’re set on fire, and then eaten by the hero that saved you”
This birthday cake thought was posted on X/Twitter by Little Greenis on December 29, 2015, and received over 4,800 likes: "I bet the worst part about being a birthday cake is when you're…
“It takes me 30 minutes to get ready in the morning, 20 of which are spent promising my dog I’ll be back as soon as I can”
"It takes me 30 minutes to get ready in the morning, 20 of which are spent promising my dog I'll be back as soon as I can" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The…
“Baskets must have been really unreliable if serious advice in the past was to not put all your eggs into one basket”
"Don't put all your eggs in one basket" is a proverb, meaning that sometimes it's better to hedge your bets by not puttng everything in one place. This joke was posted on Reddit…
“I wonder what chairs think about all day: ‘Oh, here comes another asshole’”
"I wonder what chairs think about all day: 'Oh, here comes another asshole'" is a joke that has been printed on many images. The joke is from American stand-up comedian and…
“No one is full of more false hope than a parent of a toddler who takes a chair to the beach”
Can a parent with a young child relax at the beach? Probably not. "No one is full of more false hope than a parent who brings a book with her when she takes her kids to the beach" was…
“No one is full of more false hope than a parent bringing a chair to the beach”
Can a parent with a young child relax at the beach? Probably not. "No one is full of more false hope than a parent who brings a book with her when she takes her kids to the beach" was…
“No one is full of more false hope than a parent who brings a book with her when she takes her kids to the beach”
Can a parent with a young child relax at the beach? Probably not. "No one is full of more false hope than a parent who brings a book with her when she takes her kids to the beach" was…
“There is no such thing as too much cheese on a homemade pizza”
According to many cheese lovers, there is no such thing as too much cheese on a pizza. "There's no such thing as 'too much' cheese on a pizza" was posted on X/Twitter Bknud…
“The cool thing about Facebook is you’re never the craziest one here”
Are there crazy people all over social media -- even crazier than you are? "The cool thing about twitter is you're never the craziest one here" was posted on X/Twitter by Man of…
“The cool thing about Bluesky is you’re never the craziest one here”
Are there crazy people all over social media -- even crazier than you are? "The cool thing about twitter is you're never the craziest one here" was posted on X/Twitter by Man of…
“The cool thing about social media is you’re never the craziest one here”
Are there crazy people all over social media -- even crazier than you are? "The cool thing about twitter is you're never the craziest one here" was posted on X/Twitter by Man of…
“The cool thing about the internet is you’re never the craziest one here”
Are there crazy people all over social media -- even crazier than you are? "The cool thing about twitter is you're never the craziest one here" was posted on X/Twitter by Man of…
“The cool thing about X is you’re never the craziest one here”
Are there crazy people all over social media -- even crazier than you are? "The cool thing about twitter is you're never the craziest one here" was posted on X/Twitter by Man of…
“Running is a great way to meet new people. Today, I met two EMTs, three nurses, and a cardiologist”
"Running is a great way to meet new people. Today, I met two EMTs, three nurses, and a cardiologist" was posted on Facebook by Michael Schilling on June 7, 2025. The joke is that medical…
“No one is full of more false hope than a mom who brings a book and a chair to the beach”
Can a parent with a young child relax at the beach? Probably not. "No one is full of more false hope than a parent who brings a book with her when she takes her kids to the beach" was…
“Just a friendly 4th of July reminder that absolutely no one is going to watch the video of fireworks you recorded on your phone”
"Just a friendly 4th of July reminder that absolutely no one is going to watch the video of fireworks you recorded on your phone" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“A banana is the ultimate survival food, because it comes in its own case, and when you’re done eating it you have a booby trap”
A saying about bananas was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on December 30, 2020: "A banana is the ultimate survival food, because it comes in its own case, and when you're done eating…
“Without u this house is just a hose”
Several jokes involve the spelling of "house." "'You can't spell 'house' without hoes' - @srikvlteswaran" was posted on X/Twitter by Disobedient Avocado…
“Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it”
How do you prepare your children for social media? This joke was posted on X/Twitter by The Dad on November 1, 2017, and it received over 2,700 likes: "Prepare your kids for social media by…