“You can’t spell ‘house’ without hoes”
Several jokes involve the spelling of "house." "'You can't spell 'house' without hoes' - @srikvlteswaran" was posted on X/Twitter by Disobedient Avocado…
Archive for 06/2025
“A HOUSE without HOES is just U”
Several jokes involve the spelling of "house." "'You can't spell 'house' without hoes' - @srikvlteswaran" was posted on X/Twitter by Disobedient Avocado…
“There is no such thing as too much cheese on pizza”
According to many cheese lovers, there is no such thing as too much cheese on a pizza. "There's no such thing as 'too much' cheese on a pizza" was posted on X/Twitter Bknud…
“There is no such thing as too much cheese on a pizza”
According to many cheese lovers, there is no such thing as too much cheese on a pizza. "There's no such thing as 'too much' cheese on a pizza" was posted on X/Twitter Bknud…
“What stops someone from just strolling into any hotel in America at breakfast hours…”
Hotels usually don't have much security at continental breakfasts. This was posted on X/Twitter by McRib on May 4, 2025, and received over 290,000 likes: "What stops someone from just…
“The cool thing about Twitter is you’re never the craziest one here”
Are there crazy people all over social media -- even crazier than you are? "The cool thing about twitter is you're never the craziest one here" was posted on X/Twitter by Man of…
“The cool thing about this app is you’re never the craziest one here”
Are there crazy people all over social media -- even crazier than you are? "The cool thing about twitter is you're never the craziest one here" was posted on X/Twitter by Man of…
“It’s not stalking if you bring a casserole”
"Heads up: It’s not stalking if you bring a casserole" was posted on Facebook by Lyssa Lynn on August 4, 2019. "It's not stalking if you bring a casserole" was posted on…
“I reached peak adulting by being thrilled to be in a nearly empty supermarket first thing in the morning”
"I reached peak adulting by being thrilled to be in a nearly empty supermarket first thing in the morning" is a saying that has been printed on many images. An empty supermarket allows…
“Any day can be Taco Tuesday if you have tortillas and never learned how to read a calendar”
Taco Tuesday is a popular day, but tacos can be eaten any day of the week. "Any day can be Taco Tuesday if you buy tortillas and never learned how to read a calendar" was posted on…
“Any day can be Taco Tuesday if you try hard enough”
Taco Tuesday is a popular day, but tacos can be eaten any day of the week. "Any day can be Taco Tuesday if you buy tortillas and never learned how to read a calendar" was posted on…
“Every day can be Taco Tuesday if you try hard enough”
Taco Tuesday is a popular day, but tacos can be eaten any day of the week. "Any day can be Taco Tuesday if you buy tortillas and never learned how to read a calendar" was posted on…
“Any day can be taco Tuesday if you order tacos”
Taco Tuesday is a popular day, but tacos can be eaten any day of the week. "Any day can be Taco Tuesday if you buy tortillas and never learned how to read a calendar" was posted on…
“Any day can be Taco Tuesday if you believe in yourself”
Taco Tuesday is a popular day, but tacos can be eaten any day of the week. "Any day can be Taco Tuesday if you buy tortillas and never learned how to read a calendar" was posted on…
“Carrying a pizza in public feels like you’re showing off”
Carrying a large pizza box in public can feel like showing off, and makes people jealous. Many people love pizza and want a slice. "carrying a pizza in public feels like you're showing…
“Chefs have to be very precise when measuring out butter. There’s no margarine for error”
"Margin for error" shouldn't be written as "margarine for error," but there are jokes. "When making butter there is little margarine for error. #pun" was posted…
“If your food says ‘Enjoy’ at the end of the cooking instructions, you can’t complain to the company if you didn’t like it…”
A joke about cooking instructions was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on December 6, 2022: "If your food says 'Enjoy' at the end of the cooking instructions, you can't…
“Food doesn’t really go bad, something just starts eating it before you do”
When does food go bad? This was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on May 2, 2016: "Food doesn't really go 'bad' something just starts eating it before you do." Reddit --…
“When making butter, there is little margarine for error”
"Margin for error" shouldn't be written as "margarine for error," but there are jokes. "When making butter there is little margarine for error. #pun" was posted…
“Great chefs always use butter; that way, there’s no margarine for error”
"Margin for error" shouldn't be written as "margarine for error," but there are jokes. "When making butter there is little margarine for error. #pun" was posted…