“It’s me and my Costco hotdog against the world”
A hot dog at Costco (a warehouse club retail store chain) is famous for staying at a low price (usually $1.50). "It’s just me and my Costco hotdog against the world" was posted on…
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“It’s me and my $1.50 Costco hotdog against the world”
A hot dog at Costco (a warehouse club retail store chain) is famous for staying at a low price (usually $1.50). "It’s just me and my Costco hotdog against the world" was posted on…
“It’s just me and my Costco hot dog against the world”
A hot dog at Costco (a warehouse club retail store chain) is famous for staying at a low price (usually $1.50). "It’s just me and my Costco hotdog against the world" was posted on…
“Caffeine is just tamer cocaine. I guess you could call it diet coke”
Coca-Cola used to have cocaine in it. The soft drink has caffeine. "Caffeine is just tamer cocaine. I guess you could call it diet coke" is a joke that was posted on X/Twitter by…
“My coffee is stronger than your feelings”
"My coffee is stronger than your feelings" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker has strong coffee to help endure opposing views. "My coffee is…
“They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight”
"What sounds good for dinner tonight?" is a daily question. This was posted on X/Twitter by "the braless wonder" on June 22, 2025, and received over 100,000 likes: "They…
“Coffee: Because mornings weren’t my idea”
"Coffee: Because mornings weren't my idea" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. The speaker needs the caffeine in coffee to get through mornings. "COFFEE-…
“This coffee is stronger than your feelings”
"My coffee is stronger than your feelings" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker has strong coffee to help endure opposing views. "My coffee is…
“Caution: This coffee is stronger than your feelings”
"My coffee is stronger than your feelings" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker has strong coffee to help endure opposing views. "My coffee is…
“Warning: This coffee is stronger than your feelings”
"My coffee is stronger than your feelings" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker has strong coffee to help endure opposing views. "My coffee is…
“I’m a coffee lover with no regrets, only refills”
"I’m a coffee lover with no regrets, only refills" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "I’m a coffee lover with no regrets, only refills ☕️🔄"…
“Me in Heaven. / God: You’re about to get your wings. / Me: Garlic, parmesan, or honey bbq? / God: Get out.”
God might give people "wings" in heaven, but these might be angel wings, not chicken wings. This was posted on Facebook by Nikee Cash on August 19, 2019: "Me in heaven. God:…
“Me in Heaven. / God: You’re about to get your wings. / Me: Lemon pepper or barbecue? / God: Get out.”
God might give people "wings" in heaven, but these might be angel wings, not chicken wings. This was posted on Facebook by Nikee Cash on August 19, 2019: "Me in heaven. God:…
“If you love a hotel, why don’t you Marriott”
"Marriott" hotels sounds like "marry it," and there are jokes. "If you love a certain hotel, why don't you marriott?" was posted on Facebook by Tariq Shah on July…
“If you like that hotel chain so much, why don’t you Marriott?”
"Marriott" hotels sounds like "marry it," and there are jokes. "If you love a certain hotel, why don't you marriott?" was posted on Facebook by Tariq Shah on July…
“If you love your hotel room so much, why don’t you just Marriott?”
"Marriott" hotels sounds like "marry it," and there are jokes. "If you love a certain hotel, why don't you marriott?" was posted on Facebook by Tariq Shah on July…
“Oh you’re gonna court yard? Then why don’t you Marriott?”
"Marriott" hotels sounds like "marry it," and there are jokes. "If you love a certain hotel, why don't you marriott?" was posted on Facebook by Tariq Shah on July…
“Hell yes a charcuterie board. Yeah give me room temperature meat and cheese…”
Not everyone likes charcuterie. This sarcasm was posted on X/Twitter (the original tweet is no longer available) by Drew Janda on July 25, 2021: "Hell yes a charcuterie board. Yeah give me…
“Made my wife a Cesar salad. Dogs weren’t happy, it was their last tin”
Caesar salad shouldn't be confused with Cesar pet food, but there are jokes. "Made my wife a Cesar salad. Dogs weren't happy, it was their last tin" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“Tortellini is a beautiful name for a daughter”
Tortellini is a type of stuffed pasta. Some people like the name. "i think pesto tortellini is a beautiful name for someone of any gender" was posted on X/Twitter by liv on June 25, 2020.…