“My air conditioner broke. I lost my cool”
"I lost my cool" usually means that someone has lost composure and has become agitated. However, a joke takes "I lost my cool" literally -- the air conditioning is broken.…
Archive for 06/2025
“Burgers with eggs and bacon are so funny like ok guess the whole farm’s here”
Many hamburgers have lots of toppings. This was posted on X/Twitter by riri🐀🍕 on February 7, 2023, and it received over 72,000 likes: "burgers with eggs and bacon are so funny like ok…
“Fuck it, life is short. Order the fries AND the mashed potatoes and then dip the fries in the mashed potatoes”
Some people can't decide between ordering mashed potatoes and french fries. This was posted on Facebook by "This Is Why I'm Single" on February 26, 2021, and received over 3,700…
“My idea of a 5 course meal is pizza with 4 toppings”
Is pizza a meal? This was posted on X/Twitter by "Is this a bad time ?" on May 17, 2022: "My idea of a 5 course meal is pizza with 4 toppings." Authorship of the saying is…
“The first bowl of cereal leaves you wanting more; the second bowl makes you wish you stopped at 1”
How many bowls of cereal is enough? This was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on January 26, 2021: "The first bowl of cereal leaves you wanting more; the second bowl makes you wish you…
“I wanna get drunk with people that start frying chicken outta no where”
There's a saying that it's good to get drunk (or to get high) with fat people -- they'll start frying chicken out of nowhere. "I love smoking around fat people cause when they…
“I love smoking around fat people cause when they get high they start frying chicken”
There's a saying that it's good to get drunk (or to get high) with fat people -- they'll start frying chicken out of nowhere. "I love smoking around fat people cause when they…
“I like drinking with fat people. They get drunk and start frying chicken and shit”
There's a saying that it's good to get drunk (or to get high) with fat people -- they'll start frying chicken out of nowhere. "I love smoking around fat people cause when they…
“I highly recommend almond butter if you like peanut butter but think it tastes too good”
Peanut butter is more common than almond butter, and there might be a good reason for that. This was posted on X/Twitter by Kevin Farzad on March 25, 2018, and this received over 2,800 likes:…
“Evening coffee is a serene melody played on the strings of the soul”
"Evening coffee is a serene melody played on the strings of the soul. Evening blessings to you😊" was posted on X/Twitter by Jawaria👩🦰 on February 25, 2025. "Evening cffee…
“I love drinking with fat people. They just start frying chicken out of nowhere like damn when you thaw that out?”
There's a saying that it's good to get drunk (or to get high) with fat people -- they'll start frying chicken out of nowhere. "I love smoking around fat people cause when they…
“I love people that get drunk and just start frying chicken and shit”
There's a saying that it's good to get drunk (or to get high) with fat people -- they'll start frying chicken out of nowhere. "I love smoking around fat people cause when they…
“I love people that get drunk & just start frying chicken & shít”
There's a saying that it's good to get drunk (or to get high) with fat people -- they'll start frying chicken out of nowhere. "I love smoking around fat people cause when they…
“Termites are like: don’t talk to me before I’ve had my coffee table”
Many people don't want to talk until after they've had coffee. This joke was posted on X/Twitter by Jack Corbett on September 17, 2022, and received over 109,000 likes: "termites are…
“Craving a burger and fries from Five Guys, but I’m not really in the mood to open a new line of credit right now”
Five Guys burgers and fries can be expensive. This was posted on X/Twitter by KP_ on May 29, 2023, and received over 4,700 likes: "Craving a burger and fries from Five Guys, but I’m not…
“If you can’t hear a pin drop, then something is definitely wrong with your bowling”
"Sign in the bowling alley: 'If you can't hear a pin drop there's something wrong with your bowling'" was printed in the Ord (NE) Quiz on March 13, 1958. "If you…
“I’ve just blocked my toilet. I don’t know why I followed it on twitter in the first place”
Blocking on social media is not like other blocking, but there are jokes. "RT @davidjewood: I've just blocked my toilet. I don't know why I added it on Skype in the first place"…
“I’ve just blocked my toilet. I don’t know why I added it on Skype in the first place”
Blocking on social media is not like other blocking, but there are jokes. "RT @davidjewood: I've just blocked my toilet. I don't know why I added it on Skype in the first place"…
“I’ve just blocked my toilet. I don’t know why I added it as a friend on Facebook in the first place”
Blocking on social media is not like other blocking, but there are jokes. "RT @davidjewood: I've just blocked my toilet. I don't know why I added it on Skype in the first place"…
Valentine (city name etymology)
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: Valentine, Texas Valentineis a town in Jeff Davis County, Texas, United States. Its population was 134 at the 2010 census,[4] down from 187 at the 2000 census.…