“Chefs are very smart. They use butter in everything so there’s no margarine for error”
"Margin for error" shouldn't be written as "margarine for error," but there are jokes. "When making butter there is little margarine for error. #pun" was posted…
Archive for 06/2025
Big Apple College Fair (1979-present)
The annual Big Apple College Fair began in 1979 as Big Apple College Information Week, and a fair was held in each of New York City's five boroughs. In 2010, this was consolidated into one…
“So broke I buy groceries at Half Foods”
Whole Foods Market can be expensive, so some people joke that they shop at Half Foods. "I grew up so poor we had to do all our grocery shopping at Half Foods. #jokesiwroteforsteveharvey"…
“So broke I shop at Half Foods”
Whole Foods Market can be expensive, so some people joke that they shop at Half Foods. "I grew up so poor we had to do all our grocery shopping at Half Foods. #jokesiwroteforsteveharvey"…
“Yo momma so poor she shops at Half Foods”
Whole Foods Market can be expensive, so some people joke that they shop at Half Foods. "I grew up so poor we had to do all our grocery shopping at Half Foods. #jokesiwroteforsteveharvey"…
“Yo momma’s so fat she should shop at Half Foods!”
Whole Foods Market can be expensive, so some people joke that they shop at Half Foods. "I grew up so poor we had to do all our grocery shopping at Half Foods. #jokesiwroteforsteveharvey"…
“Sometimes, when I’m not that hungry, I shop at Half Foods”
Whole Foods Market can be expensive, so some people joke that they shop at Half Foods. "I grew up so poor we had to do all our grocery shopping at Half Foods. #jokesiwroteforsteveharvey"…
“A new grocery store specializing in smaller portions for weight loss is opening. It’s called Half Foods”
Whole Foods Market can be expensive, so some people joke that they shop at Half Foods. "I grew up so poor we had to do all our grocery shopping at Half Foods. #jokesiwroteforsteveharvey"…
“Sharing fries is my love language”
“Sharing food is my love language” is a saying that especially applies to dates in restaurants. "Sharing French fries is my love language" was posted on X/Twitter by TRU$T on June 6,…
“Sharing french fries is my love language”
“Sharing food is my love language” is a saying that especially applies to dates in restaurants. "Sharing French fries is my love language" was posted on X/Twitter by TRU$T on June 6,…
“Coffee, the official sponsor of my sanity”
"Coffee, the official sponsor of my sanity" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Coffee's My Favorite on…
“Ew, Monday’s back”
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter mouthy mom @mouthy_mom_ Ew, Monday’s back. 7:57 AM · Jun 9, 2025 X/Twitter Tha Foresaken 〽️ @Lilsennette Ew… Mondays 9:55 AM · Jun 9, 2025 · ·
“I’m organizing a protest to protest protests. Protesters wanted”
How about protesting protests? "I’m organizing a protest to protest all the protests. Who’s ready for a good protest!" was posted on X/Twitter by The Lonesome Kicker on August 16,…
“I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week or else I’m fucked”
Many people wish that money would fall from the sky and into their pockets. "i’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week or else i’m fucked 😂🤣" was posted on X/Twitter…
“The only minority destroying the country are the billionaires”
"The only minority destroying the/this country are the billionaires" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There are several variations to the saying. "Shout out to the…
“The only minority destroying this country are the billionaires”
"The only minority destroying the/this country are the billionaires" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There are several variations to the saying. "Shout out to the…
“The only minority destroying this country is the billionaires”
"The only minority destroying the/this country are the billionaires" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There are several variations to the saying. "Shout out to the…
“The only minority destroying the country is billionaires”
"The only minority destroying the/this country are the billionaires" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There are several variations to the saying. "Shout out to the…
“The only minority destroying this country is the rich”
"The only minority destroying the/this country are the billionaires" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There are several variations to the saying. "Shout out to the…
“The only minority destroying the country is the rich”
"The only minority destroying the/this country are the billionaires" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There are several variations to the saying. "Shout out to the…