“It takes me 30 minutes to get ready in the morning, 20 of which are spent promising my dog I’ll be back as soon as I can”

“It takes me 30 minutes to get ready in the morning, 20 of which are spent promising my dog I’ll be back as soon as I can” is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on X/Twitter by DBB on September 12, 2016.
 
   
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DBB
@Dogsbeingbasic
It takes me 30 minutes to get ready in the morning, 20 of which are spent promising my dog I’ll be back as soon as I can.
9:35 AM · Sep 12, 2016
 
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Colleen Grimes
@collgrimes
Sometimes I’m late for work because I spend 20 minutes promising my dog I’ll be back as soon as I can.
Mark Grimes and 2 others
11:11 AM · Aug 28, 2017
 
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Hope1812
@Hope18121
It takes me 30 minutes to get ready in the morning. 20 of which are spent promising my dog I’ll be back as soon as I can.
Their biggest fear is that you won’t come home when you walk out the door 🚪
9:24 AM · Sep 13, 2023
     
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I Love My Dog
February 20, 2025 at 2:23 PM ·
It takes me 30 minutes to get ready in the morning—20 of which are spent promising my dog I’ll be back as soon as I can.
 
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im not right in the head.com
June 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM ·
(“It takes me 30 minutes to get ready in the morning. 20 of which are spent promising my dog I’ll be back as soon as I can” is shown on an image.—ed.)