“Why did the chicken double-cross the road?”/“To change sides.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. Several versions ask, "Why did the chicken double-cross the…
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“Why did the chicken double-cross the road?”/“To get to the other spies.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. Several versions ask, "Why did the chicken double-cross the…
“Why did the chicken end up in the soup?”/“Because it ran out of cluck.”
A chicken riddle is: Q: Why did the chicken end up in the soup?A: Because it ran out of cluck. The joke was posted on the newsgroup alt.support.trauma-ptsd on February 13, 2002. Google Groups:…
“Why did the chicken go to the gym?”/“To work on his pecks.”
Many people go to the gym to work on their "pecs" (pectoral muscles) and there's a pun: Q: Why did the chicken go to the gym?A: To work on his pecks (pecs). "Why did the chicken…
“Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?”/“She wanted to lay it on the line.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A jocular variation is: Q: Why did the chicken stop in the middle of…
“Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?”/“To get to the other side.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A jocular variation is: Q: Why did the chicken stop in the middle of…
“Why did the Chicken Tikka Masala cross the road?”/“Because it was in a curry.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A chicken tikka masala version is: Q: Why did the Chicken Tikka…
“Why did the child cross the road?”/“Because he wasn’t wearing a seatbelt.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A child version is: Q: Why did the child cross the road?A: Because he…
“Why did the child study in the airplane?”/“He wanted a higher education.”
A joke was told about "higher education: in 1991: Q: Why did the little moron take a ladder to school?A: He wanted to get a higher education! The "ladder" was changed to an…
“Why did the chili pepper cross the road?”/“To get to the Otherside.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A version inspired by the band Red Hot Chili Peppers is: Q: Why did…
“Why did the chili pepper cross the road?”/“To get to the Otherside.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A version inspired by the band Red Hot Chili Peppers is: Q: Why did…
“Why did the clock get kicked out of the library?”/“It tocked too much.”
A clock riddle is: Q: Why did the clock get kicked out of the library?A: It tocked (talked) too much. The punchline "It tocked too much" has been cited in print since at least 1970 and…
“Why did the clown cross the road?”/“To find his rubber chicken.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A clown version is: Q: Why did the clown cross the road?A: To find…
“Why did the coffee file a police report?”/“Because it got mugged.”
A coffee riddle -- with a pun on the word "mug" -- was posted on Twitter by River Market on July 24, 2014: Q: Why did the coffee file a police report?A: It got mugged. A slightly…
“Why did the coffee get in trouble?”/“Because it was not tea.”
"Naughty" sounds like "not tea." A coffee riddle is: Q: Why did the coffee get in trouble?A: Because it was not tea (naughty). "Why did coffee get into trouble? Cause it…
“Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?”/“He wrote sheet music.”
"Sheet music" has nothing to do with bed sheets, but there are jokes. "Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music" was printed in the Home News Tribune…
“Why did the computer cross the road?”/“Because it was programmed by the chicken.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. There are several computer variations. "Why did the computer…
“Why did the computer cross the road?”/“To get a byte to eat.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. There are several computer variations. "Why did the computer…
“Why did the computer cross the road?”/“To get another bus.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. There are several computer variations. "Why did the computer…
“Why did the console gamer cross the road?”/“To render the buildings on the other side.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A gamer version is: Q: Why did the console gamer cross the road?A: To…