A non-observant Jew doesn't follow all Jewish laws (such as kosher laws), but it doesn't necessarily mean that a person is not observant to all details. "Has there ever been a joke…
A riddle about a "crash" diet (an extreme diet) is: Q: Why did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?A: She was on a crash diet. Forms of the riddle have been cited in print since…
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A Lego version is: Q: Why did the Lego cross the road?A: To get to…
A leprechaun riddle is: Q: Why did the leprechaun cross the road?A: He wanted to reach the pot of gold faster. The riddle has been cited in print since at least 2003. “When does the leprechaun…
A popular St. Patrick's Day riddle is: Q: Why did the leprechaun stand on the potato?A: To keep from falling in the stew! The joke has been cited in print since at least 2001. Kidsjokes.co.uk…
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A lion version is: Q: Why did the lion cross the road?A: Because he…
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A lion version is: Q: Why did the lion cross the road?A: To get to…
A riddle about opening a jar is: Q: Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?A: Because the top said, "Twist to open." A form of the riddle -- with an "ant" dancing…
Q: Why did the lobster blush? A: Because he saw the salad dressing! "Lobster blush" jokes date to at least 1876; "the lobster blushed because he saw the salad dressing" jokes…
A popular riddle about Smarties candy has been cited in print since at least 1997: Q: Why did the jellybean go to school?A: He wanted to be a Smartie. An M&M version has been cited in print…
A riddle about making fast money is: Q: Why did the man attach a rocket to a deer?A: He wanted to make a quick buck. "How do you make a quick buck? strap a deer to a rocket" was posted on…
"Meteor shower" sounds like "meatier shower." “That looks like a meatier shower" was printed in a 1996 novel. "WHY DID KIBO PUT LOW QUALITY GROUND BEEF IN HIS SHOWER…
"Meteor shower" sounds like "meatier shower." “That looks like a meatier shower" was printed in a 1996 novel. "WHY DID KIBO PUT LOW QUALITY GROUND BEEF IN HIS SHOWER…
"Overdoughse" (overdose + dough) is a jocular word to describe what might occur from eating too much cookie/pizza dough. "Approaching cookie overdoughse" was posted on Twitter…
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterLucky Score @LuckyScoreNetWhy did the man put a clock under his desk?He wanted to work overtime.#Joke from #TimeJokes in #Jokes, #Humor and #Satire2:36 PM - 12…
"Time flies" means that time passes quickly, but there's a popular riddle: Q: Why did the man throw a clock out the window?A: He wanted to see time fly. The joke has been cited in…
Marble countertops are not the same as granite countertops. A riddle is: Q: Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?A: It was tired of being taken for granite. "Taken for granite"…
A math riddle is: Q: Why did the mathematician work from home?A: Because he could only function in his domain. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2012. TwitterPeter…
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A medium version is: Q: Why did the medium cross the road?A: To speak…
A watermelon riddle originally involved a rockmelon (a term for "cantaloupe" used in Australia and New Zealand), but this was later replaced with "cantaloupe" or just…