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“Liquor” shouldn’t be confused with “licker,” but there are jokes.

“Q. Why don’t they allow dogs in bars? A. Because most of them can’t hold their licker! 😜” was posted on Facebook by Kay Heitsch on October 9, 2018. “Why aren’t dogs allowed in bars? Because they can’t hold their licker” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on November 20, 2018.

“Why aren’t dogs allowed in bars? Most of them can’t control their licker” was posted on Facebook by Kori Just on June 26, 2023. “Why aren’t dogs allowed in bars ? Because they cant control their licker” was posted on Facebook by Keith Carothers on December 31, 2023. “Why aren’t dogs allowed in pubs? They can’t control their licker #dadjokes” was posted on X/Twitter by British Dad Jokes on July 24, 2024. “Dogs aren’t allowed in bars because they can’t control their licker” was posted on X/Twitter by Bob Golen on January 8, 2025.

“Caution: Dog can’t hold its licker” (sign) is a related saying.

X/Twitter
Carolina Female
@carolinafemale
“@SiouxEmpirePits: Never party with a pit bull…they can’t hold their licker! https://pic.x.com/7PmyrR6VON”
6:18 PM · Nov 6, 2013

Facebook
Kay Heitsch
October 9, 2018 at 9:18 AM ·
Q. Why don’t they allow dogs in bars?
A. Because most of them can’t hold their licker! 😜

Facebook
Pure Retriever
October 16, 2018 at 4:12 PM ·
Why don’t they allow dogs in bars?
Because most of them can’t hold their licker!!
Happy #TongueOutTuesday #TOT #T👅T

Reddit—Dadjokes
SadMasshole—November 20, 2018
Why aren’t dogs allowed in bars?
Because they can’t hold their licker

Facebook
Layla’s Woof
January 29, 2019 at 10:00 PM ·
Why don’t the allow dogs in bars ? Because most of them can’t hold their licker ROFLLLLLL

Reddit—Dadjokes
CatsAndIT—October 2, 2019
Why don’t they let dogs in bars?
Because they can’t hold their licker.

Reddit—Shameless
danniegurl95—October 9, 2019
Why don’t they allow dogs in bars? They can’t hold their licker!

X/Twitter
Pet Qwerks
@PetQwerksToys
Why can’t #dogs drink?
Because they can’t hold their licker! 🤣
1:03 PM · Jun 22, 2020

X/Twitter
LancCo Rob (Inconsolable Edition) 🥥🌴
@TweetsByBerto
@dionnewarwick — Why aren’t dogs allowed in bars?
They can’t hold their licker! Lol
2:40 PM · Mar 5, 2021

X/Twitter
Trumey
@TrumeyPets
Why aren’t dogs allowed in bars? Because they can’t hold their licker! 🐶🍻😂
#doglover #puppy #furryfriends https://instagram.com/p/CfhbC6Ju1uc/?igshid=YTgzYjQ4ZTY=
3:50 PM · Jul 2, 2022

Facebook
Kori Just
June 26, 2023 at 10:53 AM ·
Why aren’t dogs allowed in bars?
Most of them can’t control their licker.
#PunADayTilMyBadLuckGoesAway

Facebook
Keith Carothers
December 31, 2023 at 2:33 PM ·
Why aren’t dogs allowed in bars ?
Because they cant control their licker

X/Twitter
david
@david15815820
Why aren’t dogs allowed in bars? Because they can’t control their licker!
3:48 PM · Jun 16, 2024
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X/Twitter
KAMOSABE
@KAMO1322
Why aren’t dogs allowed in bars?
Because they can’t control their licker.
8:08 PM · Jul 2, 2024

X/Twitter
🍒 ᑕᕼᑌᑎKY ᑎᑌGGETᔕ 🍒
@snickerdoodle_2
Why aren’t dogs allowed in bars?
Because they can’t control their licker.
5:04 PM · Jul 17, 2024

X/Twitter
British Dad Jokes
@Clivesm70162234
Why aren’t dogs allowed in pubs?
They can’t control their licker
#dadjokes
9:47 AM · Jul 24, 2024

Reddit—Dadjokes
Peas-Of-Wrath—October 20, 2024
Why aren’t dogs allowed in pubs?
They can’t control their licker.

X/Twitter
Jack Ferguson Jr
@jfrunner
Why aren’t dogs allowed in bars? They can’t hold their Licker! 🐾🤣
8:38 AM · Dec 1, 2024

Facebook
Stacey Dominguez
December 10, 2024 at 7:33 PM ·
Why aren’t dogs allowed in bars?
Because they can’t control their licker.

X/Twitter
DadJokeSean
@dadjokesean
Why aren’t dogs allowed in bars?
Because they can’t control their licker!
#Dadjoke
6:00 AM · Dec 13, 2024

X/Twitter
Bob Golen
@BobGolen
Dogs aren’t allowed in bars because they can’t control their licker.
11:35 AM · Jan 8, 2025

“Why aren’t dogs allowed in bars?”/“Because they can’t hold their licker.”