“Why did the chicken cross the road?” (joke)
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!" This joke is cited in print in the March 1847 The Knickerbocker (New York monthly magazine). An 1872 variant is: "Why…
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“Why did the chicken cross the road?”/“Because Colonel Sanders was after him.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?" is an old joke from the 19th century. The punchline is usually "to get to the other side," but another version is: Q: Why did the chicken…
“Why did the chicken cross the road?”/“Because Colonel Sanders was chasing him”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?" is an old joke from the 19th century. The punchline is usually "to get to the other side," but another version is: Q: Why did the chicken…
“Why did the chicken cross the road?”/“BeCAWs.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A version is: Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: BeCAWse. A:…
“Why did the chicken cross the road?”/“BeCAWse.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A version is: Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: BeCAWse. A:…
“Why did the chicken cross the road?”/“Can’t a fucking chicken cross a road…?”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A riddle of this joke is: Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To…
“Why did the chicken cross the road?”/“It wanted to play animal crossing.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. Animal Crossing is a social simulation video game series. "why…
“Why did the chicken cross the road?”/“It was in a curry.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A chicken tikka masala version is: Q: Why did the Chicken Tikka…
“Why did the chicken cross the road?”/“No one knows. But the road will have his vengeance.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A pun on the word "cross" is: Q: Why did the chicken cross…
“Why did the chicken cross the road?”/“North Korea’s long range missiles don’t reach that far.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A North Korea version is: Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A:…
“Why did the chicken cross the road?”/“Social distancing.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic put a "social…
“Why did the chicken cross the road?”/“To get away from the bagpipe recital.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A bagpipe version is: Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get…
“Why did the chicken cross the road?”/“To get away from the bagpipe recital.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A bagpipe version is: Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get…
“Why did the chicken cross the road?”/“To get to your house.”/“Knock, knock…”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. It has been combined with a knock-knock Joke since at least 2009.…
“Why did the chicken cross the road?”/“To have its motives questioned.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A riddle of this joke is: Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To…
“Why did the chicken cross the road?”/“To show the armadillo it could be done!”
The ancient joke "Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side!" gets a Texas twist when the armadillo is added. A famous Texas phrase is: "There's nothing…
“Why did the chicken cross the tweet?”/“To get to the other snide.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. One variation is: Q: Why did the sarcastic chicken cross the road?A:…
“Why did the chicken double-cross the road?”/“Because the road was on the other side.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. Several versions ask, "Why did the chicken double-cross the…
“Why did the chicken double-cross the road?”/“It was fowl play.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. Several versions ask, "Why did the chicken double-cross the…
“Why did the chicken double-cross the road?”/“It was working for the other side.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. Several versions ask, "Why did the chicken double-cross the…