“Why are you staring at my bumper? You pervert!” (bumper sticker)

“Why are you staring at my bumper (sticker)?” is a bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images.
   
“Why are you staring at my bumper sticker?” was printed in the Washington (DC) Post on March 11, 2003. “Why are you staring at my bumper? You pervert!” was printed in the Lansing (MI) State Journal on October 22, 2004.
   
   
11 March 2003, Washington (DC) Post, “Clash of the Keyboards” by Art Buchwald, pg. C2, col. 5:
WHY ARE YOU STARING AT MY BUMPER STICKER?
 
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22 October 2004, Lansing (MI) State Journal, The Source sec., pg. 1, col. 4:
FUNNY BUMPERS
Why are you staring at my bumper? You pervert!
         
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Why Are You Staring At My Bumper!? You Pervert!... #humour
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“Why are you staring at my bumper!? You pervert!” – brought to you by “Funniest Bumper Stickers”
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Ryan Moss
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Shittiest car I’ve ever seen in front of me and on the bumper it says why you staring at my bumper you pervert
12:55 PM · Mar 1, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
 
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Bumper sticker: Why are you staring at my bumper?
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