“Why did the dad joke cross the road?”/“To get father away.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A dad joke version was posted on Twitter by Aussie_dad_jokes on…
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“Why did the dad joke cross the road?”/“To get to the other sigh.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A dad joke version was posted on Twitter by Aussie_dad_jokes on…
“Why did the dead chicken cross the road?”/“Because it was a poultrygeist.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A dead chicken (ghost) version is: Q: Why did the dead chicken…
“Why did the dead chicken cross the road?”/“To get to the other side.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A dead chicken (ghost) version is: Q: Why did the dead chicken…
“Why did the detective cross the road?”/“To get to the homicide.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A detective version is: Q: Why did the detective cross the road?A: To…
“Why did the diner send back the rabbit stew?”/“Because it had a hare in it.”
A restaurant riddle is: Q: Why did the diner send back the rabbit stew?A: Because it had a hare in it. A form of the "hare in the rabbit stew" pun was printed in an 1896 newspaper. The…
“Why did the dinosaur cross the road?”/“Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A dinosaur version is: Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A:…
“Why did the dog cross the road?”/“It wanted to play animal crossing.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. Animal Crossing is a social simulation video game series. "why…
“Why did the dog cross the road?”/“To get to the barking lot.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A dog version is: Q: Why did the dog cross the road? A: To get to the…
“Why did the dog go to court?”/“Because he got a barking ticket.”
People get parking tickets, and dogs get...barking tickets? A riddle has been cited in print since at least 1975: Q: Why did the dog go to court?A: Because he got a barking ticket. 6 July 1975,…
“Why did the dog sit in the shade?”/“Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog.”
A hot dog riddle is: Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog. The hot dog joke has been cited in print since at least 2001. 6 June 2001, Orlando (FL)…
“Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?”/“It was time for his annual eggzam.”
An Easter bunny riddle was posted on Reddit -- Dad Jokes on April 1, 2018: Q: Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?A: It was time for his annual eggzam. There have also been other Easter bunny…
“Why did the Easter egg hide?”/“He was a little chicken.”
An Easter egg riddle is: Q: Why did the Easter egg hide? A: He was a little chicken. The joke was printed in several newspapers in 2002. 15 March 2002, The Palm Beach Post (West Palm Beach, FL),…
“Why did the economist stop selling herbs?”/“Because you can’t thyme the market.”
Many people try to "time the (stock) market" by buying low and selling high. This has nothing to do with herbs, but "thyme the market" is a joke. "Why did the economist…
“Why did the electrician fall in love with every girl he met?”/“Because he couldn’t resistor.”
Entry in progress -- BP Google Groups: alt.humor.punsHalloween Puns of the Weak 10/26/01Stan KegelOct 27, 2001, 12:27:02 AM(...)Why was there an electric spark between Frankenstein and his bride?He…
“Why did the emo chicken cross the road?”/“To get to the other sigh.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. "To get to the other sigh" is an alternative punchline.…
“Why did the espresso keep checking his watch?”/“Because he was pressed for time.”
A coffee riddle has been printed on several images. Q: Why did the espresso keep checking his watch?A: Because he was pressed for time. The joke was posted on Twitter by ALTERRA® Coffee on…
“Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?”/“Because he wanted rich milk.”
A riddle abut "rich milk" was print in a newspaper in 1972: Q: Why did the farmer feed money to his cow? A: He wanted rich milk. The riddle was worded differently in 1997: Q: Why did the…
“Why did the farmer plow his field with a steamroller?”/“He wanted mashed potatoes.”
A mashed potatoes riddle is: Q: Why did the farmer plow his field with a steamroller?A: He wanted mashed potatoes. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1968. Google BooksJokes, Puns, and…
“Why did the feminist fail algebra?”/“She couldn’t solve inequalities.”
A mathematics joke involving equalities is: Q: Why did the feminist fail algebra?A: She couldn't solve inequalities. The joke was first cited on reddit on August 18, 2015. Wikipedia:…