“This town ain’t big enough for the both of us”
Entry in progress -- B.P. “A lot of conflict in the old Wild West could have been avoided if nineteenth century architects had made their towns big enough for more than one person" is a joke…
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“This Valentine’s Day treat your lady right and buy that bitch some mozzarella sticks”
Is mozzarella special? Are mozzarella sticks.special? Do women love mozzarella and mozzarella sticks? “@_idontkara: 'It's name was Ella.. Short for Mozzarella ' Madison on her pet…
“This Valentine’s Day, I will almost certainly be inundated. Sorry. In, undated”
The word "inundated" is sometimes punned as "in, undated." "Ever since I joined one of those 'love match' sites I've been inundated. Sorry, that should have…
“This vehicle is GPS monitored. Sorry for doing the speed limit” (bumper sticker)
"Sorry for driving/going the speed limit. Some of us have warrants" (or "This vehicle is GPS monitored. Sorry for doing the speed limit") is a jocular bumper sticker saying that…
“This vehicle protected by anti-theft sticker” (bumper sticker)
"Vehicle insured by Smith & Wesson" is a bumper sticker purporting to alert potential thieves that the vehicle's owner carries a gun (Smith & Wesson). "This vehicle…
“This virus has done what no woman had been able to do…cancel all sports, shut down all bars”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic shut down bars and professional sports, and kept people quarantined in their homes. "This VIRUS has done what no woman had been able to do...cancel all…
“This vodka tastes like I’ll be texting you later”
"This beer/ margarita/ rum/ tequila/ vodka/ whiskey/ wine tastes like I'll be texting you later" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "@MezMerrett: This…
“This vodka tastes like I’m about to tell you how I really feel”
"This beer/tequila/vodka/whiskey/wine tastes like I'm about to tell you how I really feel" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The whiskey saying was…
“This whiskey tastes like I’ll be texting you later”
"This beer/ margarita/ rum/ tequila/ vodka/ whiskey/ wine tastes like I'll be texting you later" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "@MezMerrett: This…
“This whiskey tastes like I’m about to tell you how I really feel”
"This beer/tequila/vodka/whiskey/wine tastes like I'm about to tell you how I really feel" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The whiskey saying was…
“This will remain the land of the free only so long as it is the home of the brave”
Elmer Davis (1890-1958), an author and New York (NY) Times political reporter and editorial writer, wrote in the book But We Were Born Free. (1954): "This will remain the land of the free only…
“This wine pairs well with turkey and difficult relatives”
"This wine pairs well with turkey and difficult relatives" is a jocular saying that has been printed on an ecard and a wine bottle tag. The wine tag was cited on Twitter on September 26,…
“This wine tastes like I’ll be texting you later”
"This beer/ margarita/ rum/ tequila/ vodka/ whiskey/ wine tastes like I'll be texting you later" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "@MezMerrett: This…
“This wine tastes like I’m about to tell you how I really feel”
"This beer/tequila/vodka/whiskey/wine tastes like I'm about to tell you how I really feel" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The whiskey saying was…
“This winter, keep warm by burning all the previous advice we gave you that turned out to be BS”
Much of the advice that governments gave on COVID-19 turned out to be incorrect. The following comic illustration was posted on Twitter by Bob Moran on August 31, 2022: "THIS WINTER,KEEP WARM…
“This year for Halloween I’m dressing up as freedom. This seems to be what people are afraid of”
"This year for Halloween I'm dressing up as freedom. This seems to be what people are afraid of most" is a saying that has been printed on an image, along with a picture of comedian…
“This year I plan to start putting off my Christmas shopping extra early”
"This year I plan to start putting off my Christmas shopping extra early" is a jocular saying that has been printed on an ecard. The saying was posted on Twitter on November 12, 2010.…
“This year I won’t be going to the Maldives because of covid19” (joke)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic cancelled international travel plans for many people. "This year I won't be going to the Maldives because of covid19. Normally I don't go to the…
“This year instead of gifts, I’m giving everyone my opinion. Get excited”
"Instead of presents this year, I'm giving everyone my opinion. Get excited" (or "This Christmas/year instead of gifts, I'm giving everyone my opinion. Get excited")…
“This year was the first time I couldn’t travel to Europe because of Covid-19” (joke)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic cancelled international travel plans for many people. "This year was the first time I couldn't travel to Europe because of Covid19. Years before that I…