A salesman joke was posted on Reddit -- 3amjokes on AUgust 13, 2020: "I bought a new sofa yesterday. The assistant told me it will seat 6 people without a problem.... Where the fuck am I going…
"This spring I'm looking for someone who has the same allergies as I do" is a spring saying that has been printed on an ecard. "This Spring, I'm looking for someone who has…
"This spring I'm looking for someone who has the same allergies as I do" is a spring saying that has been printed on an ecard. "This Spring, I'm looking for someone who has…
Many laws are bad, written by rich and powerful interests. "The system got y'all thinking 'legal' means 'right.' Reminder: Slavery was 'legal'" is a…
There is no Scotch whisky in scotch tape, but there are jokes. "Scotch tape doesn't taste like scotch. NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT" was posted on Twitter by Joey Headset on February 2,…
"This beer/ margarita/ rum/ tequila/ vodka/ whiskey/ wine tastes like I'll be texting you later" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "@MezMerrett: This…
"This beer/tequila/vodka/whiskey/wine tastes like I'm about to tell you how I really feel" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The whiskey saying was…
"This tequila tastes like I'm not going to work tomorrow" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Wow, this tequila tastes like I'm not going to work…
Thanksgiving might be fun, but what about all those dishes that need to be washed? "This Thanksgiving, my thoughts and prayers go out to everyone who has to do the dishes" (shown on an…
"This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. “This too shall pass” is a Persian adage. A…
"This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never fucking ends" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "This too shall…
"This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. “This too shall pass” is a Persian adage. A…
"This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. “This too shall pass” is a Persian adage. A…
Entry in progress -- B.P. “A lot of conflict in the old Wild West could have been avoided if nineteenth century architects had made their towns big enough for more than one person" is a joke…
Is mozzarella special? Are mozzarella sticks.special? Do women love mozzarella and mozzarella sticks? “@_idontkara: 'It's name was Ella.. Short for Mozzarella ' Madison on her pet…
The word "inundated" is sometimes punned as "in, undated." "Ever since I joined one of those 'love match' sites I've been inundated. Sorry, that should have…
"Sorry for driving/going the speed limit. Some of us have warrants" (or "This vehicle is GPS monitored. Sorry for doing the speed limit") is a jocular bumper sticker saying that…
"Vehicle insured by Smith & Wesson" is a bumper sticker purporting to alert potential thieves that the vehicle's owner carries a gun (Smith & Wesson). "This vehicle…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic shut down bars and professional sports, and kept people quarantined in their homes. "This VIRUS has done what no woman had been able to do...cancel all…
"This beer/ margarita/ rum/ tequila/ vodka/ whiskey/ wine tastes like I'll be texting you later" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "@MezMerrett: This…